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Matthew Gobbell

Matthew Gobbell

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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Matthew Gobbell

Matthew Gobbell · upvoted 18 items

about 2 years ago

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page
50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I'm not this way, at all, but it does sound more challenging than I'd imagined!

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page
50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I don't think my metabolism is quite that intense but I feel that, I move around a lot and have a decently fast metabolism so I easily lose weight if I'm not careful. I also have ADHD so forgetting to eat doesn't help--

Matthew Gobbell

Matthew Gobbell · commented on 22 posts

about 2 years ago

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page
50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

I wish weight gain was as easy as everyone else seems to think it is. The hypermetabolic side of things isn't as much fun as people want to believe. Eating 4,000 plus calories a day just for maintenance volume at rest is tiresome. Add to that an active lifestyle and I usually hit about 5,500 or more at maintenance. Add to that a bit of good, old-fashioned poverty and you have a problem. Be content with what your body allows, and remember the grass is usually only greener because it's covered in s**t.

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page
50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

Will someone please send me some d***s so I can offer them to this person for free? I wouldn't even do that much of them before I gave them away... Swearsies.