
maddie
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I'm a perpetually bored train wreck of a teenager just attempting to make it through existence. some things about me- •I love dark humor •I'm 14 years old •animals are yes •I'm pansexual so if you don't like that then go put a stick up your ass❤️ •I love metal, punk, pop, and indie music •my favorite band is slipknot I'm here for the memes and the animals. because both are very good reasons to continue existing.

maddie · commented on 4 posts
almost 3 years ago

Where I live an Irish goodbye is when you say that you're leaving but then people continue talking to you for much too long and you can't leave.

I don't know why there's an app if half the lists aren't going to work on the app.

maddie · upvoted 36 items
almost 3 years ago

I slip in something absolutely ludicrous that would ABSOLUTELY catch the attention of anyone if they were ACTUALLY listening, such as: "And THAT was when my older cat unhinged her jaw like an eel and swallowed my new puppy whole, and in the next second, a jeweled egg squoze its way out of my cat's bútthole and immediately hatched into a phoenix that flew up to the ceiling and took a huge cräp on my boyfriend's head!"

I hurt my own feelings to the point where your mind can't even go!