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In a world of laughter, I take my stand, With sarcasm sharp, a well-timed hand. Life’s a grand stage; I’m the jester, you see, Dropping punchlines like wood—kick, scream, and be free! When the days grow dull and the skies turn gray, I bundle in blankets, chase the chill away. Warmth from the fabric, a cocoon snug and tight, With boba in hand, it all feels just right. I cartwheel through chaos with a wink and a grin, Sipping sweet pearls—let the fun begin! For every splinter, there’s a jest to ignite, And a drop kick to wood makes the laugh even bright.

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"Stories That Totally Happened": 50 Times People Bragged On The Internet And Were Roasted For It (New Pics)
"Stories That Totally Happened": 50 Times People Bragged On The Internet And Were Roasted For It (New Pics)

d**n i woulda just found the highest window and change my major to physics

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35 Times People Saw Some Really Amusing Or Witty Doormats And Couldn’t Help Posting Their Findings
35 Times People Saw Some Really Amusing Or Witty Doormats And Couldn’t Help Posting Their Findings

imagine having your boss over and they see this rug "DING DONG BARBRA! LET US IN!"