Captain McSmoot

“Catwoman” Jocelyn Wildenstein, 84, Flaunts Smooth Skin While Out In Paris With Fiancé, 57

If BP censors side boob, they should censor her face. Geez!

24 Conspiracy Theories People Online Think Are Spine-Chilling

Here in the States, people documented random pallets of bricks sitting conveniently where the marches, protests, and looting would be. The government and/or "powers that be" aren't dumb; they know people have cameras in their pockets now to snap pictures, record videos, and live stream, but they know no one will care. They have so deeply conditioned the masses to blindly hate and the only "facts" they'll accept are what suit their cause.

Dad Receives Speeding Ticket On The Way To Church, Demands 11YO Son’s Allowance As Payment

I stopped reading after about 4 paragraphs because... who gives a fvck? If you look up: LONG BORING STORY THAT TAKES FOREVER AND GOES NOWHERE AND HAS THE TL;DR IN THE TITLE, it links directly to this story.

Dad Receives Speeding Ticket On The Way To Church, Demands 11YO Son’s Allowance As Payment

We don't care about stupid stories like this. NO ONE CARES.