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Philip Obermarck

Philip Obermarck

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Philip Obermarck

Philip Obermarck · commented on 4 posts

over 2 years ago

“AITA For Telling A Friend’s Friend He Couldn’t Keep The ‘Jackpot’ He Hit On My Slot Machine?”
“AITA For Telling A Friend’s Friend He Couldn’t Keep The ‘Jackpot’ He Hit On My Slot Machine?”

Actually, no. Antique machines like the one picture in the article do not have lights and bells and whistles to notify of a jackpot. In the old days, when you won, coins just started pouring out of the payout tray. *Maybe* you'll get some dinging but since these machines were entirely mechanical, no major announcements. How do I know? My dad owns an antique nickel slot machine I've played on many times.

These 30 Products Are Made By Such Horrible People, Others Decided To Stop Buying Them
These 30 Products Are Made By Such Horrible People, Others Decided To Stop Buying Them

I wish I didn't have to come to the comments to find out why I should avoid some of these companies. F*ck their MAGA *sses

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over 2 years ago

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over 3 years ago

Man Gets Banned From Daughter-In-Law's House After Eating A Muffin Made With Her Breast Milk
Man Gets Banned From Daughter-In-Law's House After Eating A Muffin Made With Her Breast Milk

Look, people can have their kinks BUT trying to involve others without their knowledge or consent into said kink (and for god's sake with babies/children involved) even indirectly is an entirely different and disgusting matter. What a terrible day to have eyes, indeed!