eve
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eve · commented on 16 posts
over 3 years ago
Looks like the picture is moving when you scroll down or up 😯
I have so many of them. I loved those big eyes. 😂
eve · upvoted 14 items
over 3 years ago
Here’s a joke I know about a dog. A dog sees a poster that advertises a job listing. The qualifications are “must be able to operate a computer, must be able to code, must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer”. After seeing this, the dog goes to the head office and asks for the job. The employer says that he can’t hire a dog when the dog pointed to the lines on the poster that said “we are an equal opportunity employer”. The man sighs and asks, “can you operate a ccomputer?” The dog turns one on. “Can you code?” The dog develops a perfect and smoothly running website in under 20 minutes. “Well you’re good but there’s no way you’re bilingual.” The dog looks at the man straight in the eys and says, “meow”
“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
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almost 4 years ago
eve · upvoted 6 items
about 4 years ago
eve · commented on 3 posts
about 4 years ago
Or disney princess...not any kind of princess 😂
