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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
New and not improved · commented on 6 posts
11 days ago
I don't remember the last time my brain followed me anywhere
I had no idea they had other names for this hellish ritual
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11 days ago
Unicorn of a man
She gave her chihuahua a growth potion, so what. She didn't want to marry the stupid Prince, she's Sapphic.
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19 days ago
I agree that a conversation between AI and someone who doesn't know how to open a jar seems unsafe.
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21 days ago
can we just start calling the USA, GILEAD
Possibly a female teacher with a wife. That's what's upsetting this one.
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22 days ago
As a young person (I know, and I hate it as much as you do), I change my style depending on who I'm texting. I have a lengthy attention span most of the time, but most young people don't. When I text older people, I just write out my whole message and send it, but when I text someone younger or someone with a shorter attention span, I write one or two sentences at a time so they don't get bored or distracted with something else.
Hah. My inner Aussie only comes out when europeans complain about the heat. To be fair, i hate it too. I just got used to hating it.
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29 days ago
No, it would have made my OCD go crazy trying to figure out the most satisfying angle to open the door.
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29 days ago
It's worth noting that the difference between young people and older people is: Young people believe that if "something says it will do a thing, it will do it". Older people think that "whatever a thing is supposed to do, it can, and will, go wrong."
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
I am my teen self and I think my autistic a*s is too tired to change much in the next few decades.
I am my teen self and tbh I don't think much is going to change about my autistic a*s
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7 months ago
Oh my god I always had this with my dad. Most memorable at the moment is the time I said I didn't want to go to the post office with him because it always took like 40 minutes just to get through the line and he would always say 'no it's less than 15 minutes, you're just impatient'. So once, when he said I had to come with him (I was a teenager, why couldn't I stay home?) because it would only take 10 minutes, I timed it. 1hr 13 minutes waiting in a line that stretched out the door and past several shops, as usual.
As someone who could probably fill a list of mental health disorders by age 11, yup
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7 months ago
Oh my god I always had this with my dad. Most memorable at the moment is the time I said I didn't want to go to the post office with him because it always took like 40 minutes just to get through the line and he would always say 'no it's less than 15 minutes, you're just impatient'. So once, when he said I had to come with him (I was a teenager, why couldn't I stay home?) because it would only take 10 minutes, I timed it. 1hr 13 minutes waiting in a line that stretched out the door and past several shops, as usual.
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8 months ago
ok upvote for Addams Family
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9 months ago
Nah orange loser
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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10 months ago
1 part cat, 1 part rabbit, 1 part Uncle Fester.
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about 1 year ago
Still going through that one 😬