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ElfVibratorGlitter

ElfVibratorGlitter

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Beepbeepboop. I self identify as homosapien sapien. Born in West Germany, moved to the United States as a child. I think the world could not be a worse place with more love and understanding of each other. Nobody is perfect. My favourite colour is green, specifically lime green and chartreuse. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 I'm a cis female, bisexual, and my pronouns are she/her/hers. I'm also a woman. Not a girl. That's actually a really big deal to me. What is this downvote bullshit for simply disagreeing with someone? Nothing like getting trolled. I'll just give you more love. Wahahaha. ʚῖɞ✿࿚•*´¨`*•.࿚✿Ƹ̵̡ใƷ . . . https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-rosie-get-critical-veterinary-heart-care

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ElfVibratorGlitter · commented on a post

7 months ago

Woman Leaves Pet Care In Friend's Hands As She Travels, Mortified After Learning She Never Checked
Woman Leaves Pet Care In Friend's Hands As She Travels, Mortified After Learning She Never Checked

My cat, Rosie, is not doing well rn. 😔 I'm currently unhoused because of a domestic violence situation and just found out yesterday that she's possibly having heart failure. Lots of tests and needs to see a specialist. I put the GoFundMe info on my profile if anyone would be willing to share that around. It's been a really rough few weeks. Thanks.

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ElfVibratorGlitter · commented on 2 posts

8 months ago

“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories
“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories

Someone actually tried to convince me that they were identical twins....I was like.... identical.

“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories
“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories

Wait what? The guy didn't like being trapped in a cage. How crazy.

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ElfVibratorGlitter · commented on 14 posts

10 months ago

47 Unexpected Treasures People Discovered After Moving Into A New Home
47 Unexpected Treasures People Discovered After Moving Into A New Home

I mean I drove cross country with my 11 year old cat. Fortunately no toddlers or dogs

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10 months ago

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ElfVibratorGlitter · commented on 6 posts

11 months ago

“I Wanted To Bury Myself”: 45 Hilarious Times Kids Publicly Humiliated Their Parents
“I Wanted To Bury Myself”: 45 Hilarious Times Kids Publicly Humiliated Their Parents

Way back in the day I used to have a diet coke for breakfast. One day my then 4 yo daughter and I were passing by a liquor store which had a miller lite display and she yells and points, "Mommy, that's your breakfast!" 🙀

“I Wanted To Bury Myself”: 45 Hilarious Times Kids Publicly Humiliated Their Parents
“I Wanted To Bury Myself”: 45 Hilarious Times Kids Publicly Humiliated Their Parents

I've been finger printed numerous times for work, especially government jobs. But never at an actual police station.

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11 months ago

This Instagram Page Nails Antisocial Humor, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Memes
This Instagram Page Nails Antisocial Humor, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Memes

I made $300 a second sucking eggs remotely from my house. Let’s make money together! /j