
ElfVibratorGlitter
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Beepbeepboop. I self identify as homosapien sapien. Born in West Germany, moved to the United States as a child. I think the world could not be a worse place with more love and understanding of each other. Nobody is perfect. My favourite colour is green, specifically lime green and chartreuse. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 I'm a cis female, bisexual, and my pronouns are she/her/hers. I'm also a woman. Not a girl. That's actually a really big deal to me. What is this downvote bullshit for simply disagreeing with someone? Nothing like getting trolled. I'll just give you more love. Wahahaha. ʚῖɞ✿࿚•*´¨`*•.࿚✿Ƹ̵̡ใƷ . . . https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-rosie-get-critical-veterinary-heart-care

ElfVibratorGlitter · commented on a post
7 months ago
My cat, Rosie, is not doing well rn. 😔 I'm currently unhoused because of a domestic violence situation and just found out yesterday that she's possibly having heart failure. Lots of tests and needs to see a specialist. I put the GoFundMe info on my profile if anyone would be willing to share that around. It's been a really rough few weeks. Thanks.

ElfVibratorGlitter · commented on 2 posts
8 months ago

Someone actually tried to convince me that they were identical twins....I was like.... identical.

Wait what? The guy didn't like being trapped in a cage. How crazy.

ElfVibratorGlitter · commented on 7 posts
8 months ago

ElfVibratorGlitter · upvoted 2 items
8 months ago

OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO CUTE

I often close my eyes when other humans approach me as well

ElfVibratorGlitter · commented on 14 posts
10 months ago

From essentially a stranger.

I mean I drove cross country with my 11 year old cat. Fortunately no toddlers or dogs

ElfVibratorGlitter · submitted a post
10 months ago

ElfVibratorGlitter · upvoted 4 items
10 months ago

Judges in the US can officiate at marriages

No, your family got a new house, and that's where they put the banister.

ElfVibratorGlitter · commented on 6 posts
11 months ago
Way back in the day I used to have a diet coke for breakfast. One day my then 4 yo daughter and I were passing by a liquor store which had a miller lite display and she yells and points, "Mommy, that's your breakfast!" 🙀

I've been finger printed numerous times for work, especially government jobs. But never at an actual police station.

ElfVibratorGlitter · upvoted 3 items
11 months ago
^^^ this. Mirroring is a HUGE thing kids do to connect.

I made $300 a second sucking eggs remotely from my house. Let’s make money together! /j
