
Denise DeSerio
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Denise DeSerio · commented on 5 posts
over 1 year ago
My father once had the bright idea to have me scrub the concrete floor at work with a mixture of bleach and ammonia. I (teenager) said we couldn't do that as it is EXTREMELY poisonous, as it creates chloramine gas, which can k**l you. I even pointed out the labels on each bottle that warned not to mix one with the other. He insisted I do it anyway. That's the closest I've come so far to literally dying.
"Obsessed"...it's on EVERY online ad. "I'm obsessed with this lipstick!" "Ever since I tried this deodorant I'm obsessed!"

Denise DeSerio · upvoted 14 items
over 1 year ago

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over 1 year ago

Denise DeSerio · upvoted 2 items
about 2 years ago

Humus is the organic matter in the soil

Better to be happy with a houseful of pets, friends and family than with the wrong guy.

Denise DeSerio · upvoted 2 items
over 4 years ago

Had a co-worker who said their 16 year old son was asking for a bedroom door for his birthday and she was like "He has never had one before so I have no idea why he feels he needs one now." I was just like, "But masturbating in the shower is bad for your plumbing. I would get him the door." She was very pissed at me all day. I said it without a second thought cause come on.

How are they supposed to undress? Or do anything private? Especially for a girl. F**k this wierd attitude

