Narcissistic_Alcoholic
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I need my bamboo booze!
Narcissistic_Alcoholic · upvoted 3 items
2 months ago
Narcissistic_Alcoholic · upvoted 13 items
about 1 year ago
Narcissistic_Alcoholic · commented on 3 posts
about 1 year ago
D9 You sank my battleship!
Wow! Those were the top of my list growing up, now I can dedicate all my time to those pesky tunnels painted on hillsides.
Narcissistic_Alcoholic · upvoted 17 items
about 2 years ago
In my 20s, I worked IT for a law firm. Bunch of arrogant attorneys that knew everything except how to open a PDF, print a Word doc, or forward an email. When one or another of them would get under my skin, I would screen capture their desktop, with icons in place. Replace their wallpaper with that image, and move all their icons off-screen. The utter frustration on their faces. If they just annoyed me, I would tape their mouse so it wouldn't register movement, or remap their keyboard. One particular guy really got at me, so I redefined his auto-replace in Word. He was submitting court docs with umlauts, accents, breves, graves, circumflexes, etc., and accented characters. Never all at once, but every now and again. Drove him absolutely insane. (RDP was my friend back int he day.) Judges were questioning his efficacy as an attorney and his sanity near the end. (When he left the frim). Don't Ҏīšś off the IT guy!
To do this, create a shortcut on the desktop and when it asks for a location, type in "shutdown -s -t 00" and set the icon as whichever program you want to fake.
Narcissistic_Alcoholic · commented on 4 posts
about 2 years ago
In my 20s, I worked IT for a law firm. Bunch of arrogant attorneys that knew everything except how to open a PDF, print a Word doc, or forward an email. When one or another of them would get under my skin, I would screen capture their desktop, with icons in place. Replace their wallpaper with that image, and move all their icons off-screen. The utter frustration on their faces. If they just annoyed me, I would tape their mouse so it wouldn't register movement, or remap their keyboard. One particular guy really got at me, so I redefined his auto-replace in Word. He was submitting court docs with umlauts, accents, breves, graves, circumflexes, etc., and accented characters. Never all at once, but every now and again. Drove him absolutely insane. (RDP was my friend back int he day.) Judges were questioning his efficacy as an attorney and his sanity near the end. (When he left the frim). Don't Ҏīšś off the IT guy!
IN NJ we know not TO do any work for The Orange Howler Monkey, he will stiff you every, single, time!