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Chantal Voget

Chantal Voget

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Chantal Voget

Chantal Voget · upvoted 4 items

about 6 years ago

People Share What Plot Holes In Religions They Don't Get And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Insights

The "God allows evil because free will" argument always confused me. I mean, isn't he supposed to be almighty? But... not almighty enough to remove evil without impacting free will? What kind of shoddy omnipotence is that supposed to be?

Chantal Voget

Chantal Voget · upvoted 15 items

about 7 years ago

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language
40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

Who's up for the defenestration of Donald Trump. I say we do it overmorrow.

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language
40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

This made more sense than it should've

Chantal Voget

Chantal Voget · commented on 2 posts

over 7 years ago

Chantal Voget

Chantal Voget · upvoted 19 items

about 8 years ago

2-Month-Old Baby Gets 'Horrible Disease' From Unvaccinated Sister, And His Mom's Reaction Infuriates Everyone
2-Month-Old Baby Gets 'Horrible Disease' From Unvaccinated Sister, And His Mom's Reaction Infuriates Everyone

"So I was speeding at 220mph down the busy main street in our town and just after I ran over some jaywalkers and cyclists, there are suddenly other cars in front of me and I have to violently hit the breaks, as I do not believe in seatbelts, my twins in the front seat flew through the front window and landed on an intersection where they were flattended by a steamroller. That dang steam roller was the reason traffic slowed down and I had to hit the breaks in the first place and now it even crushed my kids. Peculiarly, the police didn't even question the driver of the steamroller, but is blaming me instead. Can someone please show me some support? I mean, I am a real mom not one of those responsible fake moms, and I still feel like I'm mom of the decade for that time I got the kids cheetos when they were smoking meth in the backyard, I cannot explain why anyone would not accept my believes. I am the victim here. I believe I am the only I that matters. Also, I! And don't forget, me!"