Blitzø
Community MemberHi, my name is Blitzø, the "o" is silent and my pronouns are he/him! I run a business here in hell- people pay me to go kill sh*theads back on Earth so shape up, or me and my crew will be the last things you see in your saaaad existence. Or, if you're already down here in hell, contact I.M.P. and I can kill just about anyone for you!
Blitzø · commented on 32 posts
almost 4 years ago
Nah I think he was suggesting a replacement for the bear traps... maybe on the next full moon...
So 9/11/2001 was before 1998? Makes sense
Blitzø · upvoted 3 items
almost 4 years ago
When life gives you lemons :D
Thank you for not disappointing me. I knew someone had to say it.
Blitzø · upvoted an item
almost 4 years ago
it looks like a cross of yoda and dobby...? Lord Voldemort as a kid was a brown-haired human-looking kid.
Blitzø · commented on 3 posts
almost 4 years ago
What? What about Samson, who literally could not cut his hair?
Right now, neither of mine are working...