Blitzø

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Hi, my name is Blitzø, the "o" is silent and my pronouns are he/him! I run a business here in hell- people pay me to go kill sh*theads back on Earth so shape up, or me and my crew will be the last things you see in your saaaad existence. Or, if you're already down here in hell, contact I.M.P. and I can kill just about anyone for you!

Blitzø · commented on 35 posts

almost 4 years ago

40 Times Ad Placements Were So Out Of Touch, It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

Nah I think he was suggesting a replacement for the bear traps... maybe on the next full moon...

50 Times People Spotted Stupid Design Decisions In Public Places And Just Had To Share

So 9/11/2001 was before 1998? Makes sense

Blitzø · upvoted 4 items

almost 4 years ago

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

When life gives you lemons :D

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

Thank you for not disappointing me. I knew someone had to say it.