
Alex and definitely not Sauron
Community MemberHi pandas, I’m alex. I like writing, drawing and I have humour. Hope to see you!

Alex and definitely not Sauron · upvoted an item
almost 3 years ago

Anywhere else he’d be a ten

Alex and definitely not Sauron · commented on a post
almost 3 years ago

Anywhere else he’d be a ten

Alex and definitely not Sauron · upvoted 28 items
about 3 years ago

yes- "why on earth did you just hand me a slice of swiss cheese, and what the f**k do you expect me to do with it?"

And if you tell them they fart in their sleep, they will poop trying, and you will know they are awake.

Alex and definitely not Sauron · commented on 9 posts
over 3 years ago

Tried this, got a small rock thrown into my mouth. The small lizard she threw missed and fell onto the floor.

I can very painfully relate to forgetting things while I still remember the time my brother threw my phone at a wall two years ago.