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“Construction Fails”: 45 Pics That Might Make You Break Out In A Cold Sweat
Funny,FailsSEP 11, 2022

“Construction Fails”: 45 Pics That Might Make You Break Out In A Cold Sweat

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Safety and quality above everything, right? Alas! That’s not how the real world works. Caution, common sense, and genuine effort are sometimes completely ignored during construction projects, replaced by speed, shoddy workmanship, and risking your neck (sometimes very literally).
Whether due to a lack of skill, budget constraints, or a complete disregard for safety protocols, some construction workers spook the internet with the fruits of their labor. The very worst of the bunch end up on the r/ConstructionFails subreddit. This online community shames everything that’s related to construction gone wrong. Things that would probably make OSHA or any structural inspector mad and sweat with worry.
Whatever you might be thinking of, dear Pandas, we assure you—it’s a lot worse. Scroll down to see just how bad things can get. If we’ve got any architecture and design professionals in the house today, make sure you don’t faint. And don’t forget your hard hats!

#1 Parkour!

Parkour!
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#2 To Install An Air Conditioning Unit

To Install An Air Conditioning Unit
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#3 Why.......just Why?

Why.......just Why?
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Created back in early 2017, the ‘Construction Fails’ subreddit has grown to a community of 19.8k members.

Anyone hoping to join the community should know not to spam the sub with any promotions for products or services. There’s also to be no trolling (memes are still fine, but they have to be tasteful), and any photos or videos or fatal accidents are absolutely not allowed. The mod team also asks members to be kind and civil towards each other.

#4 What Could Go Wrong

What Could Go Wrong
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#5 Ooppsss

Ooppsss
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#6 We Call This One, “The Landlord Supremo”

 We Call This One, “The Landlord Supremo”
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Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time that we at Bored Panda have seen this sort of reckless attitude towards building safety. A while back, we spoke to the team of structural inspectors at Alpha Structural, Inc., who shared their thoughts about safety, shoddy repair and building jobs, and contractors.

“There are many factors that can affect the repair of a home such as budget constraints, timing, accessibility of workspace, etc. For the most part, we would put the responsibility on the contractors that were hired to do the work,” they said.

#7 The Stairs On The Side Of This Building

The Stairs On The Side Of This Building
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#8 Neighbors Attempting To Reinforce Their Stone Wall With….spray Foam Insulation

Neighbors Attempting To Reinforce Their Stone Wall With….spray Foam Insulation
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#9 Bro Think Your House Is Separating From You

Bro Think Your House Is Separating From You
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“Most homeowners are not aware of the repair ‘methods’ used, especially when the work is under the home. For example, we’ve seen brick foundations that have been ‘retrofitted’ by bolting the framing to the brick walls. However, this doesn’t serve any purpose as the bricks can’t hold these bolts. Many times, the homeowner had no idea that there was any problem performing this type of retrofit on a brick foundation. Without trying to sound cliché, we can say the old maxim, ‘you get what you pay for’ holds true when selecting a contractor to repair, or upgrade your home’s foundation,” the Alpha Structural team explained to Bored Panda.

#10 "Construction Is My Passion" 2.0

"Construction Is My Passion" 2.0
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#11 Hey Boss, Tucked The Light Switch In The Corner Like You Asked

Hey Boss, Tucked The Light Switch In The Corner Like You Asked
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#12 Legendary

Legendary
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“I would say one of the worst homes we inspected was back in 1992. We went to a 3 story hillside home located in Playa del Rey. The condition of the soil supporting the home was so bad that, during our assessment, we found that the home was cracking and actually moving,” Ben Reinhart, from Alpha Structural, told Bored Panda.

#13 A Friend Just Bought New Construction

A Friend Just Bought New Construction
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#14 Fan Go Bonk

Fan Go Bonk
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#15 Windy

Windy
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“We are not alarmists in any sense but this was the first time we had to evacuate. Temporary shoring was put in the next morning to prevent the home from collapsing. The complexity of the repair required, getting a large rig on a steep hillside to excavate a 55’ deepened foundation, made this one of the worst and most challenging in our long history. Let’s just say if we were on a reality TV show, this episode would’ve been a season finale,” he shared the experience.

#16 That's One Way To Do It, I Guess

That's One Way To Do It, I Guess
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#17 No Problems Here

No Problems Here
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#18 There Must Be A Better Way

There Must Be A Better Way
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“Basic maintenance will keep your home strong for a long time to come. Our advice would be to clean out gutters, ensure you have downspouts that direct water away from your foundation and see that the hardscape (walkways, patios, etc.) and landscape grade away from the home,” the structural inspectors shared how to take care of your home.

#19 Used The Wrong Template?

Used The Wrong Template?
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#20 Bathroom At Local Bar…

Bathroom At Local Bar…
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