Think your computer, laptop, or phone spying on you is scary? Think again because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years! HA. It’s so lame, yet so bloody brilliant. Suppose you enjoy this kind of humor; the Greatest of All Webs has blessed (or cursed) you to land on this page. Okay, let’s be honest here. It wasn’t the web or the Google algorithm. It was all you. There is no point in going to your search history and deleting it. We know it. You like geek jokes, computer puns, and all things tech. Well, buddy, so do we, so your secret is safe with us and preserved in a secure ZIP folder.
A rather niche topic, isn't it? But it’s amusing and enjoyable nonetheless. And although some IT jokes might require more knowledge than what you were taught in computer science class, you don't need to be Bill Gates or a tech junkie to enjoy a good collection of IT jokes. And you know what the best part is? There are ample computer jokes on the web that will crack you up with no hacking tools required.
To simplify life, we have gathered all the funny programmer jokes and puns about computers into one place for all tech-savvy peeps to enjoy. Prepare to crack a smile, brace yourself for some cringe, and enjoy all the geekiest tech jokes we have assembled below. Did any make you chuckle or facepalm? Let us know!
#21
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C#.
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#22
Saw “IT” last night…
Far less “computer networking” and so much more “murderous clowning” than anticipated.
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What Are Some One-Liners About Technology?
Technology goes along with our lives daily in this day and age. We might try to escape it, but only at the cost of comfort for ourselves. And if we can’t escape it, the best we can do is to make fun of it! After all, only IT humor can distract us from the inevitable uprising of our blenders and microwaves. Here are some of those jokes:
- “What made the Java developers wear glasses? They can't C”.
- “Why did the developer become so poor? Because he cleared his cache.”
- “What shoes do computers love the most? Re-boots!”
- “What was the spider doing on the computer? He was making a web-site!”
- “What kind of computer sings the best? A Dell.”
Better keep this at hand, as while these tech jokes might not be a way to put bread on the table, they might get you extra time to run once the Terminator comes knocking for funny programming jokes.
#23
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
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#24
Do you know the keyboard shortcut to help you not have to go the bathroom when you’re working or playing PC games?
Ctrl P.
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#25
Where did the software developer go?!
I don’t know, he ransomware!
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#26
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
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#27
Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.
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#28
What does Steve Jobs like to order from McDonald's?
A big Mac.
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#29
If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?
In Google Docs.
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#30
If you think that your computer, laptop, and phone spying on you is scary then think again,
Because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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#31
How can you tell when the NSA is monitoring your computer?
The power is on and you’re connected to the internet.
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#32
I dropped my laptop on the ground, and it broke!
I guess it didn’t have much HP.
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#33
I was having trouble with my internet at the farm, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable wifi.
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#34
PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter!
DOCTOR: I'm so sorry, I don't follow.
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#35
“Knock, knock. Who’s there?”
very long pause…
“Java.”
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#36
"When I die, I want my tombstone to be a WiFi hotspot...
...that way people visit more often."
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#37
My internet router is in my basement.
You could say that I come from a LAN down under.
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#38
Where does the USA keep its backups?
USB.
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#39
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
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#40
"Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer." — William Petersen
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