Think your computer, laptop, or phone spying on you is scary? Think again because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years! HA. It’s so lame, yet so bloody brilliant. Suppose you enjoy this kind of humor; the Greatest of All Webs has blessed (or cursed) you to land on this page. Okay, let’s be honest here. It wasn’t the web or the Google algorithm. It was all you. There is no point in going to your search history and deleting it. We know it. You like geek jokes, computer puns, and all things tech. Well, buddy, so do we, so your secret is safe with us and preserved in a secure ZIP folder.
A rather niche topic, isn't it? But it’s amusing and enjoyable nonetheless. And although some IT jokes might require more knowledge than what you were taught in computer science class, you don't need to be Bill Gates or a tech junkie to enjoy a good collection of IT jokes. And you know what the best part is? There are ample computer jokes on the web that will crack you up with no hacking tools required.
To simplify life, we have gathered all the funny programmer jokes and puns about computers into one place for all tech-savvy peeps to enjoy. Prepare to crack a smile, brace yourself for some cringe, and enjoy all the geekiest tech jokes we have assembled below. Did any make you chuckle or facepalm? Let us know!
#1
Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.
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#2
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.
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#3
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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#4
Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888. So when someone asks for it, tell them it's 12345678.
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#5
I’ve got a meeting with the guy that invented the progress bar during the era of dialup internet. He’s going to be here in 2 hours and 13 minutes.
Edit: Apparently he’s stuck in traffic and he’s going to be here in 6 hours 54 minutes.
Edit2: He’s making better progress than thought, he will be here in 12 minutes.
Edit3: Apparently it will now take him 5 days.
Edit2: He’s making better progress than thought, he will be here in 12 minutes.
Edit3: Apparently it will now take him 5 days.
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#6
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.
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#7
My computer said my password is insecure.
Well maybe if it wasn’t forced to have such strict requirements it would be more confident.
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#8
"Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you’re also the murderer."
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#9
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
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#10
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.
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#11
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does.
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#12
My Internet stopped working for 5 minutes.
Met my parents. They’re nice people.
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#13
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
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#14
How many symbols do you need to type on a keyboard to make a heart?
Less than three.
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#15
I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.
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#16
An Apple store near where I live got robbed.
$25k worth of merchandise was stolen. The police said that they will get both computers back.
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#17
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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#18
When the person who invented the USB drive dies they’ll lower his coffin into the grave, realize they put it in the wrong way and have to do it again.
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#19
What chemical is released in your brain when you see something funny on the internet?
Dopameme.
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#20
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
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