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31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Social IssuesMAR 12, 2024

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore

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Naming a child can be incredibly difficult. You have to somehow find a name that you and your partner both love that neither of you associate with people you’ve known in real life. The name of an ex? Nope! The name of your middle school bully? Vetoed! And of course, any names associated with memes, cruel historical figures or brands are also off the table.
Redditors have recently been discussing formerly common names that have been ruined by one person or event, so we’ve gathered some of their thoughts below. Enjoy reading through this list of unfortunate names, and be sure to upvote the ones that you’d never give to your children!
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31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Adolf.
213points

#2

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Not a single person, but I'm told there are simply no babies being named "Karen" at all anymore.
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198points

#3

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Apparently Kermit used to be a popular name. I don’t wanna say it was ruined, persay, more froggified.
193points

#4

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Not one person, but I know a lot of women in my community named Isis (after the Egyptian goddess of fertility).
Then THAT ISIS came along, and long story short, they’re all now unemployable.
186points

#6

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Donald.
127points

#7

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Lolita, because of the book by Nabokov.
126points

#8

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
As a Norwegian the name Anders is ruined for me because of terrorist Anders Behring Breivik. It's a common name but I never hear anyone call their babies Anders anymore.
124points

#9

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Alvin. Ruined by the Chipmunk.
My friend started going by "Al" as soon as he could.
118points

#10

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Not a person, but a storm. Katrina.
109points

#11

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Let's just say there's a very good reason why the founder of Adidas went by Adi and not what was written on his birth certificate. (His name is Adolf)
104points

#12

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
I read Judas was a popular name back then. Thanks to THAT Judas, it's no longer popular today.
97points

#13

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Kovid was a beautiful Indian name.
95points

#14

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Kevin
After Home alone, many families with low socioeconomic background in some European countries named their son's Kevin. When this boys hit Kindergarten or school, they oftentimes where seen as the troublemakers of the group (probably bc of a mixture of the Kevin from the movies and their families status and the resulting problems in their upbringing ) In the years after that, the name got associated with poor background, bad behaviour and overall stupidity. Alpha-Kevin is used as a semi-funny insult to this day in the German speaking part of Europe.
88points

#15

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Jezebel… i love that name but especially men don’t.
86points

#16

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Madonna
My Aunt Madonna tried to call her husband at work to inform him that his father had died. The secretary hung up on her for being a crank caller, so he didn't get the news until he got home that evening (despite Madonna calling back several times).
85points

#17

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
In Germany it's Chantal, Jaqueline, Mandy and Kevin, besides Adolf of course. "Kevin is no name, but a diagnosis!"
They have the stigma to be names for stupid people. There is even a study for that! And names: Kevinismus (Kevinism) and Chantalismus (Chantalism).
78points

#18

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
My cousin always said if she had a girl, she'd name her Amber. 3 weeks ago, she named her newborn daughter Emily. When I asked why she didn't use Amber, she said she didn't want anyone to call her daughter Amber Turd.
77points

#19

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Harvey. You know why.
74points

#20

31 Common Names That Can't Really Be Used Anymore
Eileen - Was fine until a guy wrote a song called Come On Eileen. Now parents can never name their child that knowing that child would suffer from teenage jerks making every p**n comment possible.
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