There’s nothing better than a cup of coffee in the early morning before heading off to work. It fends off the sleep demons and sets you right for the day. There are many coffee types you can enjoy, probably just as much as coffee quotes in this list. If you’re more of a tea person, not to worry! Have you ever wondered what to say to a coffee lover? Well, you can freely use these quotes to bond with your coffee-drinking friends over a cup.
You might wonder, how on Earth are there quotes about coffee? Well, when there are so many people who love a specific thing, sayings about it are just bound to appear. And that’s what happened here: a full list of funny coffee quotes by coffee drinkers from all over the world. Ranging from morning coffee quotes, newfound excitements for this universal drink, and a love for coffee so deep that there’s a new birthstone in town—a coffee bean.
So, no better time to make a cup of coffee than now! Sit back, relax, and enjoy our collection of coffee quotes along with your drink. Be careful, it’s hot!
#1
“Life is too short to drink bad coffee.”
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#2
"What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup." - Henry Rollins
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"I just realized: I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person."
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#4
“My birthstone is a coffee bean.”
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“Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” - Captain Janeway
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“People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!”
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“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” - Flash Rosenberg
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“I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” - Sandra Bullock
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#9
“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’ ” - Cherise Sinclair
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"Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat: it exists, but that doesn’t make it right."
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#11
“Caffeine isn’t a drug; it’s a vitamin.”
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#12
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”
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“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
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“Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.”
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“I’d have coffee, sometimes six cups, along with the shake, and I’d have sugar in my coffee. By then I would be pretty jazzed up, and I’d start writing down ideas.” - David Lynch
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“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” - David Lynch
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“I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.” - J. Lynn
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#18
“Coffee is a language in itself.” - Jackie Chan
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#19
“Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow.” - Meik Wiking
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#20
“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” - Hugh Jackman
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