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42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived

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One of the strangest things about being a grown up is how convincingly adult everyone looks from a distance.
Someone gets a job promotion, regularly goes to the gym early in the morning, and we think, “Wow, they’ve really got it together.”
A friend buys new house and we imagine them walking around with a full blueprint of life.
But if you zoom in closely enough, you’ll find that most adults are simply winging it just like the rest of us, and failure is much more common than it might seem at first.
People online were recently asked to share the moments they realized an adult in front of them had absolutely no idea what they were doing — some of their answers are painfully relatable while others might just scare the bejesus out of you.

#1

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
I work as a cleaner in a nursing home. the nurses and care assistants were going to do a fire drill where they had to find the source of the "fire", and clear out every room on one corridor. it was timed. i was asked by the director of nursing to act as one of the residents who doesn't want to leave their room, and was specifically instructed to go into the bathroom of one of the bedrooms and close the door.

i waited for 20 minutes. i heard people come in and out of the room several times. i even shook the door handle to try to get their attention. not a single person checked the bathroom. the director of nursing later told me she herself stood behind the curtains in another room and it took them ages to notice her.

i dread the day there's actually a fire here.
67points

#2

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
People in positions of authority who would rather be the winner than be correct. So going all in on an argument.
64points

#3

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
When I was 24 and working with children I had to write up a safeguarding report, the manager pulled me in the office and told me that I cant invent words on the form, i assured her that i had done no such thing and asked her to elaborate.

She pointed to the word "pensive" and told me she couldnt even pronounce it, had never seen it or heard of it before ergo I must have made it up.

I told her the definition. She wasnt having any of it

A little frustrated at this point I leaned over to the office PC to bring the word up on Google for her

She blocked me and ordered me to rewrite the whole thing.

I literally found another job and left within the month

She was English so no language barrier there apart from utter stupidity and willful ignorance.
62points

Growing up, we assume adults are intelligent because they do things with such confidence.

Parents give instructions like they have decades of certainty, while teachers hand out punishments with no hesitation — and that’s when we start to assume that confidence means knowledge.

But then we gradually might start to notice the little cracks — an uncle who confidently gives financial advice but is always borrowing money and never paying it back, or a neighbor who hands out health tips while constantly falling sick themselves.

The truth is most adults are no experts, they’re just humans doing their best with the information they have.

#4

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
When I was about 9 my previously atheist parents decided to try going to church, and dragged me and my brother along.

I have a clear memory of sitting in a pew and listening to the minister talking about Jesus walking in water, and it slowly dawning on me that all the adults in the room believed this and I was in a room full of crazy people. Really unnerved me.
62points

#5

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
I work in a blood center reference lab. One of my coworkers called patient results to a local hospital. The patient had an antibody called anti-Jka or Kidd A. This is one of what blood bankers call the common antigens. It is on every antibody identification panel and is absolutely covered in school and on the certification exam.

The hospital tech could not understand what she was saying, claimed to have no idea what she was talking about and said he had never heard of that antibody. Sometimes we get lab assistants on the phone when we call so she tried asking for the blood banker and he confirmed he was the only blood banker on duty. This man was in charge of transfusion for an entire 170 bed hospital. Absolutely terrifying. It's so easy to end someone by giving them the wrong blood.
57points

#6

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
Me after my first was born.

The hospital did everything and walked you through everything the day or two you are there. Super careful, security on the maternity ward, everything.

Then you check out, they walk you out the door, and ate like "ok, bye".

I mean, I knew everything we needed to do, but there was a moment there that I was just stunned, like, Dude, you're trusting me with a baby?
45points

A recent survey of UK adults found that a lot of people struggle with everyday adulting tasks like filing taxes, cooking from scratch, and fixing simple things around the home.

About 30% say they don’t know where to start when it comes to filing taxes and 23% don’t have a clue about basic life admin like understanding contracts.

“There’s a lot of uncertainty when it comes to adulthood and taking on ‘adult’ tasks for the first time can feel overwhelming, especially with the pressures of today’s modern society,” says money expert Charlie Evans.

#7

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
My dad putting outlets into my neighbours kitchen when I was a kid. I suggested we turn the power off for the whole house, was told to shut up and not interfere. So I left him to it and went home. He came over half an hour later claiming he got an electric shock. He did not learn from that mistake.

Don't mess with electrics. Get a professional...
45points

#8

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
I was in the hospital for an MRI. I had an anaphylactic reaction to ct scan dye the previous week, so I was terrified of this new test. I was quietly panicking but trying not to show it.

The nurse struggled to put in the IV. I asked for another nurse and when she came she said, "Oh, you have a PITA" and, I think deliberately, jabbed me painfully as she worked over my arm.

That was the moment I realized I shouldn't expect anything from someone because of their profession. Just because they were a nurse or doctor it didn't automatically provide them with compassion. Just because they were a policeman didn't guarantee that they were calm and cool in a crisis, just because they were a politician didn't mean they were working for the public good or even their own best interests.
43points

#9

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
I remember the exact moment and it changed everything for me.

I was probably 5 or 6 and I was playing with a few other kids away from our parents while my brother’s soccer practice was going on.

All the sudden my nose started bleeding! Like a lot! It had never happened to me before…so I just went back to where my parents were. I think my dad saw me coming with blood running down my face so he came jogging up, alarmed. I said my nose started bleeding! He said, “Who hit you?” I was like…uh nobody it just started bleeding. Then he said, “Don’t lie to me. Tell me who hit you.”

I knew I wasn’t lying. I also knew we got spankings for telling lies. And I knew I couldn’t prove anything. I felt totally trapped and powerless. I don’t remember the rest of what happened.

But I do remember realizing I couldn’t trust my dad with my problems or I wouldn’t be believed. I had periodic heavy nosebleeds for years—a couple times a year—clear through to middle school. I never told anyone or asked for help. Eventually they went away.
42points

It’s been years since I graduated from high school, but from time to time I still wish they could have taught us actual life skills — such as filing taxes, how and where to invest money, or how to handle everyday crises without losing my mind.

That’s probably why “adulting” classes exist now.

Several universities including Michigan State University and the University of California, Riverside are trying to help equip young people with essential life skills.

JCI Santa Clarita, a non-profit organisation in California, literally lets people simulate adult life — they give you a fake salary, fake bills, and let you practice life without panicking.

#10

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
Broadly? Working any customer service/retail job. Having to deal with fully grown adults, both coworkers and customers alike, who couldn't grasp the concept of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" or "mess around and find out" made me scared for future generations.
41points

#11

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
I really don't think anyone knows what they're doing. All the world's a stage.
41points

#12

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
When I was a child, I hopped into the car with my grandma as we were supposed to go to a theme park. I didn't realize I had never seen my grandma drive until we were on the road... I genuinely was scared for my life. The engine failed multiple times to her not being able to shift correctly. We stood in front of a green light for ages with cars honking behind us and her swearing and telling me she didn't know what to do. She didn't put her blinker on - or put it on too long - confusing other drivers. There was a lot of swearing. I remember I kept asking if we were close to the theme park already. I get sweaty writing this, tbh. We did arrive at the destination but it was difficult to have fun there, since I kept thinking about that we were going to have to get back some way. She wasn't even that old, just a really really bad driver.
36points

A spokesperson for Michigan State University's Adulting 101 programs says their main goal is to give teens and young adults simple and practical information to help them handle everyday adult responsibilities in a better way.

“We try to focus on practical life skills often not taught in traditional classes. We have found some of the most popular classes relate to financial literacy: credit, investing, banking, and budgeting.”

“Since this program started in 2019, we have had an amazing attendance overall ranging from 50 to 1000 attendees each session,” he adds.

#13

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
I was working the drive thru at McDonald’s when a father asked what on the menu was suitable for newborns.
33points

#14

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
In 1999 my high school health teacher said you could get AIDS from bobbing for apples.

Even then, at 17, I was like 'there is a lot you can catch from saliva...but HIV isn't one of them.'.
33points

#15

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
I mean.. *Gestures around broadly.
22points

At Canada’s University of Waterloo, they’ve launched “Adulting 101,” a free online resource that teaches students budgeting, grocery shopping, career prep — in general they learn how to do life.

“The campaign encourages students to prioritize their mental and physical health, take on new responsibilities, and explore opportunities for personal growth. It serves as a creative and engaging way to connect students with existing campus supports and resources,” a spokesperson for the University of Waterloo tells Newsweek.

#16

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
Doctor was removing pins from my wrist. He gave me a local which I was dubious about, but he was like, "No problem. You won't feel a thing." It was agonising because he had to force my tendons aside to get at the pins. AND as he fumblingly tried to get a grip on the pins (there were two) he kept muttering, "All it takes is a little bit of luck!"

If I had been a couple of years older I think I probably would've punched him out, but I was a kid and I trusted my doctor to do the right thing. That was over 50 years ago, and when I think back on it I still think, "That jerk!".
22points

#17

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
I'm going to to get hate for this. But I work in mental health with families, which means I regularly have to have meetings with social workers in child protection, health visitors, midwives etc...Seeing how they behave and the things they do in their professions has made me think this many a time. Downright negligence like 80% of the time, but there's an arrogance that often goes with it. If people really knew how these professionals behaved behind the scenes there would be public outrage. They have a huge responsibility for the lives of so many people and for many of them, I have to wonder how they even managed to get the qualifications or the job.
22points

#18

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
I saw the mom of my daughter's friend spray Repel bug spray in her daughter's hair because she had head lice. I freaked out by calmy told the woman that it could have a negative impact on her daughter's health and that she should get proper anti lice shampoo from a pharmacy. The woman listened to me and washed the Repel out of her daughter's hair so fortunately she didn't become ill.
22points

Many of us grow up thinking that once we’re a certain age, we’ll magically have it all figured out — but the truth is, being an adult is a lot harder than it looks, and nobody really teaches you how.

Research shows that there is something called as “invisible load” that makes daily life harder than it looks.

Some of the examples of mental invisible load include organizing tasks, household responsibilities, childcare and scheduling appointments — these can increase everyday stress and fatigue for a lot of people.

#19

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
A mechanical engineer who didn't know how to restart a computer.
22points

#20

42 Times Adults Did Something So Dumb People Had No Idea How They Survived
When I worked at the Massachusetts State House as a nonprofit advocate.

We'd talk to politicians about really good initiatives, get their buy in for the good of their constituents, and then, when it came time to vote, they'd go vote the other way. When we came back to follow up why this vote was not what we discussed, they told us they forgot about the talking points/why they should support this Oral Health effort, or whatever.
20points
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