While they are not always as exciting as jokes for adults, squeaky clean jokes can absolutely crack up even the most reserved, stoic person. The place you’re going to use these will most likely be at family gatherings, just to keep that family-friendly space welcoming for both adults and children.
So, if you’re short of funny clean jokes, look no further, as this list has everything you might possibly need. From short jokes to longer ones, they will surely help you keep your audience laughing their stomachs out. Perhaps you’ll even take them to a concert? You know, the one that only costs 45 cents? I’m sure your family and friends would love a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
It’s our great pleasure to share these clean funny jokes with you, and hopefully bring a lot of laughter into your household. So get ready to dive into this vast ocean of clean jokes, take a boat ride through, and let us know which jokes are the best. Share them with family and friends, and put some laughter into their lives with this list.
#1
Can February march?
No, but April may.
No, but April may.
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#2
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
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#3
When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
When it becomes apparent.
When it becomes apparent.
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#4
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
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#5
What do you call malware on a Kindle?
A bookworm.
A bookworm.
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#6
Why are crabs so bad at sharing?
Because they’re all shellfish.
Because they’re all shellfish.
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#7
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Prime mates.
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#8
Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food.
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#9
People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why.
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#10
A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "Who names a drink 'Steve?'"
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#11
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
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#12
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Tooth pics!
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#13
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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#14
I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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#15
I googled “Rorshach test.”
But for some reason, all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.
But for some reason, all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.
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#16
A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please.”
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#17
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!"
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#18
What time does a duck wake up? The quack of down.
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#19
It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans...
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#20
What do we want?
Low-flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow!
Low-flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow!
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