"Never Came Back To School": 51 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences

Junior year in high school in algebra 2, the teacher was kind of a d****e so this one guy, let's call him Mike, would give him a hard time. This was a regular thing, and Mike would get kicked out of class for saying and doing some inappropriate stuff but we all thought it was hilarious.

One day, our teacher didn't show up to class. Word got around that his oldest son had died of a d**g o******e and he had to take some personal time off. He didn't show back up until a week later and he looked really sullen and down. During class, Mike pulled out a can of coca cola and started sipping it nonchalantly. Teacher had a strict no eating or drinking in class policy and Mike was aware of this. He told Mike to throw it away and step outside. Mike, the absolute f*****g savage says, "Look, I know you don't like coke, but I'm sure your son did"

Nobody laughed. Just silence. Some people didn't get it. The ones who did were just too shocked to say anything like me. Mike threw his drink away and walked out of the classroom while the teacher just sort of haphazardly continued his lesson although we could tell Mike's comment f****d him up.

When he ate part of the squid we were dissecting. Stomach pump for you, Chuckles!

He loaded up p**n on someone's computer while they were in the bathroom. Teacher wasn't paying attention and the victim ended up getting suspended.

Called our teacher's daughter (who's name is Mia), Mia Khalifa. The teacher then proceeded to search up Mia khalifa in front of the whole class.

There was a story here in the UK not so long ago about some kid who was f*****g around in class and flicking bits of food at people. He threw a bit of cheese at this kid who it turned out had severe allergies and ended up going into anaphylactic shock. School mishandled it quite a bit and the poor kid ended up dying. Not sure if this is exactly a case of the class clown taking it too far, he wasn't to know. But the consequences were dire even so.

When he torched a classmate with a lighter and Deo Spray the guy still has scars from it

Edit: Sorry I didn't mean torched his whole body, "just" his hair which is where he still has scars.

I was at an all-state music festival (basically a concert band that students from the entire state audition to perform in during high school), and during some down time between pieces during the rehearsal, the conductor asked if anyone wanted to come up and say a joke into the mic.

One of the percussionists raises his hand, walks up, and tells the following joke:

“What do you call a kid with no friends?

“A Sandy Hook survivor.”

I absolutely could not believe what I heard - this was just weeks or maybe a few months after the sh**ting. I don’t remember if anyone laughed (I don’t think they did), and he definitely got a stern talking to.

In 4th grade, we had a kid who disrupted class all the time because he couldn’t keep still. it had snowed and we were walking around the room doing an assignment. the teacher went to the class next door for a minute, this kid ran out the door to the field ( right outside the door) made a snowball and threw it in the classroom, hitting a huge lightbulb which exploded sending glass everywhere. everyone screamed, teachers came running in, and we never saw that kid again. this was in the 70s so they probably d*****d him up and put him in a different school.

Someone in my year at school (who wanted to be a doctor), drank a bottle of antibacterial hand-wash for $5. He did it because "there is nothing bad in there" (his words). Needless to say, he got his stomach pumped.

When he took the razor out of a pencil sharpener and threatened to slit the black girl's throat.

Teacher wasn't in the room and we were all just staring at him like,"What the actual f**k, man?"

I never saw him again after that day.

There was a boy in my class called Tyrone-Justin.
Every morning he'd be late and say 'no miss, I'm Justin time'. Then she'd say 'well just sit down then, Justin' and he'd say 'miss my name's not justin its Tyrone'.
I heard this every morning at 9am for a year and a half.

"AHHH, A WASP!"
He then proceeded to throw an entire f*****g desk at it. The wasp. perched on the window. whoops.

He threw a full water bottle as hard as he could aiming for the substitute teacher's head. It missed her by about 3 inches and exploded all over the blackboard behind her.

Most bizarre part is she literally didn't notice. She continues like normal and about ten minutes later turns around and looks at the board and say "Oh my gosh, the water's dripping"...

Needless to say that phrase was repeated alot junior year.

Ate a s**t ton of notebook paper and ended up going home after he projectile vomited on the g*****n floor.

When our science teacher went into the lab closet and he blocked the door with a filing cabinet. Then later in the year he got caught as he was about to put baby oil on the floor

The kid got sent to isolation and then challenged the principal to a fight after school to ‘LOOK GOOD‘ he got expelled the next day.

Straight up just peed on the floor in the middle of class and convinced the teacher it was spilled water so he cleaned it up...Honestly not even class clown s**t at that point, just being a gross d**k. He didn't get in nearly enough trouble.

Kid (class clown) in elementary school made fun of a boy no one liked (he was kinda an a*****e) but one day the boy said his mom had a miscarriage and the other kid thought it would be a great insult later in the week to tell him something along the lines of “your brother is better off d**d it’s a good thing your mom had a miscarriage” don’t think we’ve ever rallied for this a*****e kid as hard as we did that day. Not cool.

We had a younger, not great looking, substitute teacher and everyone was cracking jokes. The sub yelled at the class and the word disrespectful slipped out. This man had the audacity to tell out "bruh your teeth are disrespectful" and got sent to the dean and was later suspended.

Somebody in my botany class decided to blow up the ac in the room with a firecracker. It sucked because if they hadn’t I would have been done with my finals a week earlier.