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As a result, James needed stitches on his brow after getting a solid kick to the balls followed by another one to the head...with a pointy and hard high heel. He was lucky it didn't gouge his eye out.
This didn't happen in class. This was an office.
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Susan Krauss Whitbourne, Ph.D., ABPP, is a Professor Emerita of Psychological and Brain Sciences at the University of Massachusetts Amherst, United States. She says that as teens, class clowns develop an identity for themselves as people who take on a certain role in the group.
This identity may drive their adult behavior to continue conforming to this expectation.
"Teens are lower in impulse control than adults in general, but class clowns are even lower than their peers," Whitbourne explains. "As adults, though, they tend to blurt out their comments (often in the form of jokes) and are unable to resist pulling pranks on friends, colleagues, and family members."
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We came back to school for the first time after hurricane Sandy, and the kid goes to the teacher ,"yo mama s-" and the teacher cuts him off "died in the hurricane"
The kid never told another one of those jokes in that class.
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One day, I spent the entire day making syrup. It’s a long process of letting the ingredients simmer down for hours. But it’s a labor of love and I was willing to do it.
After I finished the syrup, I put it in the fridge to cool while I got a shower. For some fricking reason, my roommate decide to poor a bunch of hot sauce in my syrup, ruining the whole pot and wasting my entire day.
He didn’t understand why I didn’t find it funny and got pissed when I got mad. He was a jerk.
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According to Whitbourne, not only do class clowns think others expect them to be funny, but they also believe themselves to be pretty funny. This belief is reinforced by all of the attention their antics receive.
Again, they can be funny and earn a sort of status among their peers. "In some cases, their humor may be productive in stimulating a positive learning environment," Whitbourne says. "They tend to be in a good mood, which, additionally, helps spread cheer to others."
The problem is that whatever positive outcomes class clowns might create, they still stem from disobedience. On top of that, they often end up positioning themselves against whoever is in charge or acting as the “subversive jokers” who (quietly) push back against the group leader.
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On the last day of the most advanced math class in our HS, the class valedictorian stood on his head, wiggled his ears, and spat wooden nickles. He really did not need any extra credit.
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Don't do d***s.
#8

She was suspended, I forget for how long, there were editorials back and forth in the school paper. I was on team “teachers shouldn’t try to control our bowels but also maybe don’t p**s on the floor, though I do appreciate your taking one for the team.”.
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They had a joke all planned out. The best friend grabbed some ketchup packets from a fast-food restaurant. After lunch, he was sitting in class with the packets torn slightly, tucked unnoticeably in his hand. My buddy had the starter pistol from the track and field team. You see where this is going.
My buddy ran into the classroom and shouted, "YOU CAN'T STEAL MY GIRL FROM ME!!! IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE CAN!!!" He fired the starter pistol (filled with blanks, not bullets) in the direction of his best friend. The friend, who had jumped up from his desk during the shouting, clutched his chest from the fake bullet wound, sending horrifying streaks of red (ketchup) flying all over his white t-shirt. He collapsed.
The look of horror on the face of every student in the room, my buddy said, was amazing. He and his best friend both got detention.
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Sometimes I think about this story, and I wonder what would happen if high school students tried this in a post-Columbine world. It's crazy how much times change in just a couple of generations.
When the humor turns mean‑spirited, the class clown stops adding anything positive to the group and often ends up feeling disconnected from everyone else.
If you know a grown‑up class clown, or are one yourself, it’s worth thinking about what drives this behavior and what it leads to. Humor can absolutely create connection and fulfillment, but it needs balance — a bit of self‑control, some empathy, and goals that go beyond simply grabbing attention.
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Got called out quite rightly for the c**t I’d been. And then, thankfully, comforted by the same kids when I became distraught at the though of what I’d done to this poor kid.
After a rather sleepless and guilt ridden night I found out that he had a d**d leg and was fine.
Thirty years later and I still freak out at what 14 year old me did.
I am so sorry Tristan.
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To answer some of the questions about this kid although he was always nice to me he was a typical tough acting senior, wore a leather jacket and black combat boots to school everyday. if my memory serves me correctly one of our teachers told us the cops found him hiding in his tree fort.
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I forget exactly what it was, but there was some kind of very important event going on that day and we were supposed to have a lot of visitors that afternoon.
The principal was not amused. He said if they'd done that on any other day, he'd probably just let it go after making them clean it up.
They got detention and one of the teachers made them personally apologize to the elderly janitor who had to clean that s**t up in the dark when it was freezing cold.
Edit: The janitor found the mess when he'd gotten to school that morning while it was still dark around 6am or so. He started cleaning it up himself, before anyone knew who did it. The office pulled the footage from the outdoor security cameras later that morning. Because it was such a small school, those dudes were identified in about 30 seconds lmao.
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The day went by and it's almost over. The weather was still rainy, and we were about to go. We were chatting and laughing and we failed to expect the holes all over Francis's umbrella. The class clown, let's call him Martin, laughed, pointing at Francis. Francis was a small 4'8 in height kid in 8th grade, and Martin would always bully him for that, which seems funny to him but it isn't for the class, and for Francis. But this time, what Martin did to Francis made Francis cry. He explained to me that the umbrella he had was something his family got for for free during last Christmas. The fact that Francis is barely getting by, and has a valuable item destroyed, made me furious. But, I didn't want to say anything because Francis told me not to tell the teacher.
Although, next day, the teacher addressed an issue about someone's umbrella getting broken. Francis was totally silent, and Martin was looking away. The whole class speculated that Martin did it. And the teacher confirmed it. Martin was called for detention, asked if he could buy Francis a new umbrella, and had to do charity work for a week.
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My science teacher was telling us a story about dealing with bullies. Back in his day, some punks were messing with him and his friends and he confronted them. At some point in the exchange, he said something like, "come at me any time, I'm not hard to find" (I'm paraphrasing). For some reason my dumb brain thought 'not hard to find, easy to spot, so large that you can see him from anywhere'. Looking for a laugh, I spoke up and said, "why, were you fat?"
There was some muffled laughter, but all I really remember was the teacher topping almost mid-sentence, staring daggers at me, face red as hell. He stopped his story, turned to his desk and told us curtly to just work on homework. He barely said anything the rest of the class.
I felt like absolute s**t. It didn't register to me that, yeah maybe he struggled with his weight as a kid and that was part of the bullying. I really didn't imagine he was a fat kid or anything, it was just a play on the "easy to find" mental image. F**k.
I apologized as best I could at the end of class, but it was tense. At the end of the year he actually awarded me a 'best science student' award or something like that. You know how they'll do a bunch of student awards for attendance and other s**t. I think the fact that he did that means he forgave me. But I still feel like a massive heel every time I think about that.


