138 Chuck Norris Quotes You Should Read Before He Bans You From The Internet

"There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."

"Use God's mighty weapons, not those made by men, to knock down the devil's strongholds."

"Focus on what it is that you want, set a realistic goal. Start setting goals that you feel you can accomplish. Don't try to go right to the top in one leap. Every time you accomplish a goal you develop the strength and wisdom to accomplish the next one."

"People study martial arts for many reasons, sometimes all the wrong reasons. I have had potential students come to my dojo with a belligerent and cocky attitude. When I ask why they want to study my art, their response has indicated to me that their goal is to learn to fight, which is the antithesis of the philosophy."

"Always remember that your success begins inside you: If you can't see it first, no one else ever will."

"When I got into the film world, I got sucked into the secular aspect of the entertainment field and I really drifted away from my faith. It's amazing... as successful as I was as an actor, and the money and the fame, there was still something missing."

"My acting is atrocious, to say the least. But I've found that it's not acting that people are concerned about, it's your presence."

"Armed Forces Day on May 21, and the Memorial Day weekend that follows, is a time to honor, remember and recognize those who serve and have served our country, as well as those who have died in service. As we reflect, let's not forget the many sacrifices made at home as well in support of our men and women in uniform."

"The key to the future in an aging society is not found in increasing just our life span; we need to increase our health span at the same time."

"Parks represent an efficient, cost-effective way to improve public health."

"Between income taxes and employment taxes, capital gains taxes, estate taxes, corporate taxes, property taxes, Social Security taxes, we're being taxed to death."

"My mother lived through the Great Depression. Her family of 11 children pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and moved to wherever there was work at the time. And in rural Oklahoma, that wasn't easy to find."

"We can't deal with the flood in the orchards until we cap the floodwaters coming into them. And that means giving our Border Patrol the total resources they need to get their job done, and even utilizing military personnel in particular hot crossing spots."

"As a former Airman First Class in the United States Air Force, like many veterans in America, my military experience played an important part in instilling in me a sense of character and discipline that has served me throughout my life."

"I haven't always been warmly welcomed for holding my conservative positions in Hollywood. Then again, I've never been very good at being politically correct either, on or off-screen. So why start now?"

"The Apostle Paul did what he had to do to spread the message of God. I realize that that is what I have to do; I have to bite the bullet and overcome my shyness."

"When children are exposed to advertisements for unhealthy food, they will, in turn, consume significantly unhealthier rather than healthy calories as a result."

"Long ago made it a principle of my life to cultivate a positive frame of mind, to strive to project it and to share it with those I meet. It is a principle that has served me well."

"Good morals lead to good laws."

"My mom was essentially a single mother raising three boys. If anyone could have had any reason to give up, it was her. But she didn't, and neither did we."