178 Of The Merriest Christmas Puns

‘Tis the season of woolen sweaters, hot cocoa, mistletoe kisses, and… puns! By now, you undoubtedly know about our fascination with good old wordplay, and we are firm on dedicating an article to each possible topic on puns. So, since it’s beginning to look a lot like a bonafide winter wonderland out there, Christmas puns are due. Despite the apparent reason for such jokes being entertainment, there’s one particular use for Christmas puns. And it’s to annoy the hell out of anyone willing to listen! Whether it be a workplace party, a homemade Advent calendar with puns instead of candy, or your family’s Christmas breakfast, you can always egg on anyone asking for it with some lame puns. 

Before you go and grab yourself an oversized mug of eggnog to accompany these clever puns (they’re bound to get smarter with each sip), let us introduce you to what you are getting yourself into. Sure, there are puns about Rudolph - he’s the star of many songs, jokes, and parodies already, so we just had to add in a couple of original puns to expand his little repertoire. There are also puns about Claus himself, the jolly, wobbly-tummy advocate of righteousness. Then there’s the Christmas tree and its magic, the socks on a fireplace, and jubilant caroling, and none of it escaped the fate of becoming a funny pun. 

Instead of making you bored with ramblings, here’s a proposition - scroll down below, and check out the merry Christmas puns for yourself! By all means, share this article with anyone who’s lacking some merriment spirit right about now; who knows, they might genuinely thank you for that! And, while Mariah and mister Buble thaws to perform their season’s greetings, vote on the most original puns that you saw. By the time you’re finished, they will be ready to remind you what they want for Christmas!