The game of love is really as tough as trying to survive alone in the desert without Bear Grylls commanding you and watching over you. In fact, there is absolutely no help in this game, and all you have to rely on is your wits, your aptness for understanding people, and even on the way you look, for Chrissakes! And while we also can't offer any substantial help with catching your big fish, we can at least guide you to the right path in making that elusive perfect first impression. How, you ask? Easy - with this list of cheesy pick-up lines!
And while you're probably thinking right now that lame pick-up lines are the worst, and it's the same as no help at all, hear us out. These silly pick-up lines are actually very tasteful and adorable - and no one will think your sense of humor is stale when you deliver one of these cute pick-up lines! Trust us on this one! Also, these impressive quotes come from all around the internet, and we all know that the internet is the most reliable source of dating advice. Well, kind of.
Are you verging on being convinced that these funny pick-up lines are all you need to up your dating game? Either way, check them out below and give the ones that you've liked the best your vote! Also, it would be nice of you to share this inspirational article with anyone in need of such help.
#1
“I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness.”
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#2
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
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#3
“If beauty was a grain of sand, you’d be a thousand beaches.”
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#4
“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!”
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#5
“I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!”
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#6
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
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#7
“If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.”
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#8
“You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
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#9
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
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#10
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
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#11
“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!”
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#12
“Girl, if God made anything prettier than you, I hope he kept it for himself.”
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#13
“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”
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#14
“Are you good at math? Can you replace my X without asking Y?”
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#15
“Your eyes are like IKEA. I'm totally lost in them.”
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#16
“I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.”
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#17
“When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.”
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#18
“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
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#19
“My favorite word is ‘menu.’ Because it has me-n-u.”
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#20
“You’re like the Renaissance after the Dark Ages. You light up my world.”
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