We aren’t here to divide jokes into categories based on their intellectual qualities, but with this topic, we just couldn’t help ourselves. In fact, putting these whimsies into a category of low-brow makes them even funnier and climactic for those considered to be somewhat connoisseurs of laughs (us included). Do you have an idea what we are talking about here? Oh yes, it’s cheesy jokes - the lame jokes that make you laugh against your own free will, no matter how much you try to keep that sour expression on your face. These silly jokes seem to melt any pucker away and give you a heartfelt belly laugh that’s like heavenly elation. Hence our collection of the best cheesy jokes ever, all in one place, all pret-a-porter for you, dear readers.
But what about the history of this glorious expression? Well, there are a couple of theories, but the first known usage of ‘cheesy’ was noted in 1858 as part of British slang. However, at that time, cheesy meant ‘fine.’ Same as cheese, we guess? However, just a couple of decades later, in 1896, U.S. student slang had already turned ‘cheesy’ into something a bit more along the lines of contemporary slang, and for them, cheesy was an ‘ignorant person’ or something ‘cheap and inferior.’ So, I guess they were the first to actually invent ‘ironic reversal,’ a language tool that we just love to overuse these days. Anyhoo, we think these funny, cheesy jokes are a nice continuation in the evolution of the term, and once you read them, you might agree with us, too.
So, ready or not, some cheese-tastically hilarious jokes are coming your way. You know where to find them - just a little bit further down, of course. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who cannot resist the charms of a bit of cheesiness in their day.
#81
How do short people cut their pizza?
With Little Caesar's.
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#82
If I had 50 cents for every math test I failed, I'd have $8.40.
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#83
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele.
That way, when someone asks if I play an instrument, I can say, "I play a little guitar."
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#84
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
"You know, one would have been enough."
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#85
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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#86
Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tired.
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#87
What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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#88
Your mom and I let astrology get between us.
It just Taurus apart.
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#89
I'm so good at sleeping.
I can even do it with my eyes closed!
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#90
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
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#91
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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#92
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him.
That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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#93
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?"
He said nothing.
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#94
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta.
And we’re penneless.
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#95
Justice is a dish best served cold.
If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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#96
I used to hate facial hair.
But then it grew on me.
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#97
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology.
I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
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#98
I'm reading an anti-gravity book.
I just can't put it down.
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#99
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you.
It's a little fishy.
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#100
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
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