We aren’t here to divide jokes into categories based on their intellectual qualities, but with this topic, we just couldn’t help ourselves. In fact, putting these whimsies into a category of low-brow makes them even funnier and climactic for those considered to be somewhat connoisseurs of laughs (us included). Do you have an idea what we are talking about here? Oh yes, it’s cheesy jokes - the lame jokes that make you laugh against your own free will, no matter how much you try to keep that sour expression on your face. These silly jokes seem to melt any pucker away and give you a heartfelt belly laugh that’s like heavenly elation. Hence our collection of the best cheesy jokes ever, all in one place, all pret-a-porter for you, dear readers.
But what about the history of this glorious expression? Well, there are a couple of theories, but the first known usage of ‘cheesy’ was noted in 1858 as part of British slang. However, at that time, cheesy meant ‘fine.’ Same as cheese, we guess? However, just a couple of decades later, in 1896, U.S. student slang had already turned ‘cheesy’ into something a bit more along the lines of contemporary slang, and for them, cheesy was an ‘ignorant person’ or something ‘cheap and inferior.’ So, I guess they were the first to actually invent ‘ironic reversal,’ a language tool that we just love to overuse these days. Anyhoo, we think these funny, cheesy jokes are a nice continuation in the evolution of the term, and once you read them, you might agree with us, too.
So, ready or not, some cheese-tastically hilarious jokes are coming your way. You know where to find them - just a little bit further down, of course. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who cannot resist the charms of a bit of cheesiness in their day.
#41
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
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#42
RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.
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#43
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
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#44
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner.
It was just gathering dust.
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#45
I finally watched that documentary on clocks.
It was about time.
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#46
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels.
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#47
What’s the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?
Leave the pizza in the oven.
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#48
How do you cure a fear of a speed bump?
You slowly get over it.
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#49
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
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#50
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
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#51
Once I was kidnapped by mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
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#52
I got so excited that spring is here.
I accidentally wet my plants.
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#53
I have a few jokes about retired people.
None of them work, though.
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#54
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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#55
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with.
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#56
What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves.
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#57
Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
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#58
You know what the loudest pet you can get is?
A trumpet.
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#59
What do you call a factory that sells good products?
A satis-factory.
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#60
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
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