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“Will Never Not Be Funny”: 30 Unhinged Things Celebrities Did Right After A Breakup

“Will Never Not Be Funny”: 30 Unhinged Things Celebrities Did Right After A Breakup

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Every relationship is different, and so is every breakup. Some make you cry, some demand a night out with friends, and some lead you to block your ex on social media and pretend they spontaneously combusted.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Recently, Reddit user Moreissuesthanvoguex asked members of r/popculturechat to share the funniest and weirdest things celebrities have done after a split, and the stories they have received prove that Hollywood heartbreak is anything but ordinary.

#21

Blonde woman wearing a white cap and gray sweater taking a selfie in a car, illustrating celebrity breakup reactions.
Few weeks after she broke up with Pete, Ariana Grande reportedly bought out half the Chanel store.

here4thefreecake:

This is the kind of retail therapy i need after the year i’ve had lmfao.
8points

#22

Man with beard and plaid shirt speaking into a microphone about men doing anything but going to therapy after breakups.
Calvin Harris crashing out over Taylor Swift on Twitter.

nineteen_racoons19:

Basically, him and swift broke up and he wrote a series of rage tweets about him not winning a grammy despite having dated her.
8points

#23

Man in a patterned shirt speaking on a late night show about wild things celebrities have done after breakups.
Jason Sudeikis laying down on the driveway behind a car that Olivia Wilde was about to drive (away from their home maybe). Apparently it was done to keep her from leaving, while they were going through their messy divorce.

I hate myself for knowing this much about it.

keepplaylistsmessy:

If I'm remembering right, it was to prevent her from bringing a salad to Harry Styles that was a special family recipe, which makes it even better.
8points

#24

Actress in a white blazer sharing wild celebrity breakup stories during a candid television interview segment.
Olivia Wilde being served custody papers by Jason Sudeikis while she was onstage speaking at CinemaCon about "Don't Worry Darling." He said he didn't know she would be served while onstage but 🤔
8points

#25

Female celebrity speaking passionately during a TV interview about wild things celebrities have done after breakups.
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," Jennifer Love Hewitt said on George Lopez’s talk show, Lopez Tonight. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter [in my book] on how women should vajazzle their vajayjays.”
7points

#26

Man wearing a camouflage cap and brown jacket during a late night interview about wild things celebrities have done after a breakup
Telling everybody that pete davidson has a huge d**k so his next girlfriends will be underwhelmed.
Pete has to tell them about shrinkage for evermore.

ctkwolfe:

Now I‘m disappoited. Guess it worked, Ariana. Not that I‘m banging him but it’s funny to think about huge d**ks.
6points

#27

Screenshot of a tweet showing a baby name list with the name Carrot highlighted, related to wild things celebrities do after breakups.
Lena Dunham posted an old list of potential baby names she and ex Jack Antonoff had created together. (August 2018)
6points

#28

Celebrity with platinum blonde hair speaking into a microphone at an iHeartRadio event discussing breakup wild things.
Miley went through the typical post-breakup blues of cutting her hair and dyeing it blonde, but she took it a step further by changing her entire persona.
6points

#29

Actress with long red hair in a pink lace blouse sharing stories about wild things celebrities do after a breakup.
Lindsay Lohan going to Sam Ronson’s house with a giant teddy bear and pretending to be leaving with it for the paps.
5points

#30

Blonde woman with hair in a bun wearing a black lace top, sitting in a colorful studio filled with books and decor items.
Ariana Madixs entire career after getting publicly cheated on.
3points
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