Although cats have that ‘speak well or stay silent’ presence on the internet, we here at Bored Panda are somewhat rebellious. So yup, we’re not afraid to do a compilation of cat jokes that lovingly mocks the internet’s overlords. Nope, we’re not shivering in angst to present these funny cat jokes to you, too, for we know there’s a great chance you’re just as rebellious as we are! So get ready and read on for the most amusing animal jokes list we’ve done so far.
Now, you might think that with our beloved felines being as awesome as they already are, no joke about cats could top the real deal. And you are right - we also agree that watching a cat do its thing is the most blessed thing ever; however, not all of us have the pleasure to do so. Thus, a silly joke is definitely the second-best thing, for it makes you laugh and lets your imagination run wild. And that creates probably the greatest combo ever - amazing cats and the limitless power of imagination. Agree? Well then, keep on reading until you get to the funny cat jokes themselves!
Yup, we’re almost there - the cute cat jokes are just a whisker’s length below. Once you are there, give the best jokes your love by upvoting them! And when that is all done, share your favorites with your friends, too.
#1
"Cats are more like 'Hey, what are you up to? Never mind — I just remembered I don’t care.'" — Zoltan Kaszas
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#2
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail store!
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#3
I saw a neighbor talking to her cat today, it was hilarious that she thought her cat could understand her. I went home and told my dog.
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#4
Why are cats, great singers?
Because they're very mewsical!
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#5
I saw a poster today that asked, “Have you seen my cat?” So, I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help where I can.
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#6
What's a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple!
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#7
What's a cat's favorite game to play with a mouse?
Catch!
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#8
Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
They only have one tail.
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#9
What's it called when all the treats are gone?
A cat-astrophe.
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#10
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark!
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#11
What's a kitten's favorite kind of sticker?
Scratch and sniff.
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#12
How do French cats say “Thank You”?
"Meow-ci Beaucoup."
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#13
What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse!
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#14
What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
"Have a mice day!"
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#15
Why do cats always win video games?
Because they have nine lives!
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#16
What did one cat say while her friend was complaining?
"Tail me about it."
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#17
Why don't cats ever say "YOLO?"
They have nine lives.
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#18
What did the sick cat say?
"I feel clawful!"
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#19
What do polite cats say when they’re in the way?
"Paw-don me! I’m furry sorry."
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#20
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a Siberian Lynx in the front seat. “What are you doing with that Siberian Lynx?” He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.” The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the cat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. “I thought you were going to take that cat to the zoo!” The man replied, “I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”
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