114 Funny Car Jokes To Accelerate Your Day

There are two types of people in this world, those who drive and those who exploit those who do. We are joking, obviously. But on a serious note, don't be a douche, chip in on that petrol, the liquid gold is expensive these days. Nonetheless, considering you ended up clicking on this article, we assume you are either of the two (or both): someone with a driving license or a big gearhead. So, if you are into the roaring, rumbling, scraping, or screeching, someone who can't pipe down when it comes to autos, or just someone who doesn't mind a funny joke about cars, you are in for a greasy treat.

But who needs car jokes when having a car that eats like a horse (yet has less than 200 horsepower) is a joke in itself? Definitely not me expressing my frustration about fuel prices through an article at work. Anyhows, it doesn't matter if you are driving a Model S, a 1990 Dodge Charger, or your partner mad, funny car jokes will surely tickle one's pickle, whichever the case is.

After all, there's one thing we all have in common - we all believe we are excellent drivers. Remember that curb you hit when parking? Exactly, it wasn't supposed to be there anyway. Don't worry; the funny jokes about cars won't be targeting you or your driving skills *wink wink*. So buckle up because below, we've gathered some of the wittiest car puns and funny jokes to tell to someone who knows a thing or two about cars. Do you have a favorite car joke? Let us know! Psst, also check out our list of the best car movies!