Camping jokes are a quick way to get the whole campsite laughing, whether you are pitching your first tent or you have survived more than a few mosquito ambushes.
This collection rounds up the funniest jokes about camping, from clean one-liners and dad jokes for kids to puns about tents, campfires, and bears who are convinced your lunch belongs to them.
Let's be honest, there is a lot to love about camping: the oneness with nature, a roof of stars over your head, and the elements pulling you into a whole other world.
Then there is the other side, like dropping your phone in the creek, discovering you are wildly allergic to mosquito bites, and watching a bold bear wander off with your dinner while you answer the call of nature. The best camping jokes live right in that happy middle ground.
So whether you came for camping jokes for kids, a few groan-worthy dad jokes, or short one-liners to fire off around the fire, scroll down and pick your favorites.
Vote for the ones that make you laugh hardest, share them with your camping crew, and if these hit the spot, our nature jokes are next on your list.
#1 Funny Camping Jokes
What do bears call campers in their sleeping bags?
Burritos.
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Camping is where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
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#3 Camping Jokes
How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?
Don’t sleep too long in it!
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You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran...
Because it’s past tents.
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#5
"I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day. I couldn’t find any."
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#6
The best part about living in an RV?
It’s harder for relatives to drop in for a visit.
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#7
Why is it never relaxing when two couples go camping?
It's two tents.
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#8
Why is tuna a perfect food for both dolphins and campers?
Because it’s good for all in-tents and porpoises.
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#9
What do you call a camper without a nose or a body?
Nobodynose.
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#10
The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
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#11
Did you hear about the pair of honey-making insects that fell in love on a camping trip? It was tent two bee.
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#12
"My friend likes to setup a poker table in his tent when we go camping. The game gets in tents."
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#13
How would you describe a happy camper?
Content.
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#14
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?
Skin diving.
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#15
Where do cows go camping?
Upstate Moo York.
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#16
At camp what does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
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#17
Teacher: "Where did your sister go for summer camp?"
Student: "Alaska."
Teacher: "Never mind, I’ll ask her myself."
Student: "Alaska."
Teacher: "Never mind, I’ll ask her myself."
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#18
If you’ve got four tents, eight sleeping bags, and six camping chairs in your wheelbarrow, what have you got?
A big wheelbarrow.
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#19
What do you say to a tent with a split personality?
"You’re two tents?"
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#20
Why did the bread want to go camping?
So it could loaf around.
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