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30 Common And Not-So-Common Corporate Lingo Folks Online Hate With A Passion
CuriositiesMAR 9, 2022

30 Common And Not-So-Common Corporate Lingo Folks Online Hate With A Passion

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A person’s way of speaking changes depending on the situation or with whom they are speaking. It is natural, because it would be weird to talk with your friends the same way you talk with a teacher or a professor and vice versa. 
Because of that, certain speech patterns may form with their own lexicon and syntax. Like there are phrases that people always use in written speech, for example, emails, there are also spoken phrases that are used in certain contexts, like the workplace.
The workplace is a formal environment and to create it, there are certain words or phrases that management or HR like to use, but they don’t come across as they are intended. This is evident from a thread on Reddit that user Spec1alistInFailure started by asking “What corporate buzzwords/phrases make your skin crawl?” in which people listed things their colleagues say that they can’t stand.
Which phrases do you agree are the most annoying? Are there any others that you think people should stop saying? Let us know in the comments!
More info: Reddit

#1 Girl Boss

Girl Boss
Girl boss. I’m a woman who has to work for a living, not a girl boss. Also not a girl. I’m an adult.
104points

The thread got 17.7k upvotes and nearly 9k people had something to say. While some redditors were sharing the words and phrases that they often hear that they are sick of hearing, others just joined the rage and let out their frustrations.

It is quite evident that people are seriously fed up with those phrases, but Bored Panda wanted to explore the topic even more and got in touch with Boniwe Dunster, an HR specialist and director and founder of Blue Eagle Human Capital Practice.

#2 A Dynamic And Enthusiastic Team Player Who Is Confident And Adaptable

A Dynamic And Enthusiastic Team Player Who Is Confident And Adaptable
“We are looking for a dynamic and enthusiastic team player who is confident and adaptable. Responsibilities include supporting senior leadership and taking responsibility for duties and workloads as assigned. You’ll be a member of an exciting and fast paced team working in a challenging environment.”
YES BUT WHAT DO I DO?
90points

#3 In The Trenches

In The Trenches
“In the trenches”. I find it very distasteful. I am sitting in an air-conditioned office FFS. I could not be further from the horrors of trench warfare.
89points

She explained to us why people could dislike such language coming from colleagues or management: “Employees don’t like corporate jargon or buzzwords because it often makes them feel inferior or out of place, especially if they are not part of the circle who abuses these words. Sometimes if one does not use such words, they are deemed not to be smart enough and that cannot be a measure of intelligence or performance standards. Some phrases are often complex and industry-specific, so if one is new in the industry or profession they will struggle to adjust.”

We also got in touch with Lexy Boahene, the HR specialist of LX HR Solutions and she had a similar opinion, "Some of those phrases are ambiguous, provide an unrealistic view or approach and some phrases are condescending."

#4 "Resource" As A Synonym For "Person"

"Resource" As A Synonym For "Person"
"Resource" as a synonym for "person"
82points

#5 Team Player

Team Player
team player pisses me off
Just because i don't want to stay here longer than my scheduled shift doesn't mean I'm not a "team player" it means I want to go the f**k home as I've been working hard all f*****g day already
79points

#6 Corporate Culture And Core Values

Corporate Culture And Core Values
"Corporate Culture" and "Core Values"
Just, stop.
78points

Also, it might be that employees feel the ingenuity that comes with those phrases, as Boniwe Duster reveals that managers or HR specialists don’t always mean what they say, “they mostly use them to sound smart in meetings in front of juniors or show their peers or seniors that they are part of the circle. You’d find someone abusing the phrase 'high performance' but you'll hardly see people being taken to task for poor results or held accountable for delivery, which is a contradiction.”

Lexy Boahene says has a slightly different view, "We mean them because that's what we came to inherent at the company or that's what we have inherited in other companies we've worked in and therefore using them. However, we ourselves don't necessarily believe in them."

#7 Fast Paced Environment

Fast Paced Environment
llcucf80 said:
Fast paced environment
Darwinian_10 added:
Aka: you'll be doing the work of two or three, but only getting paid for one (barely).
Source: I worked in a "fast paced environment" for nearly five years. I had a nervous breakdown and panic attacks, and am now on anti-anxiety medication.
74points

#8 Record Profits But No Raises Will Be Given

Record Profits But No Raises Will Be Given
I will strangle the life out of the next person who says "record profits", especially when followed with "but no raises will be given".
73points

#9 We’re A Family Here

We’re A Family Here
We’re a family here
64points

What is more, people who use that jargon that employees don’t like hearing most probably know how that way of speaking is perceived, but continue using it anyway. There could be several reasons for that and HR professional Boniwe Duster mentions that people mightuse them to sound smart and as a way to create a distinction between the old and new entrants in the profession/market, sometimes people continue to use them because they do not know any better; they have been groomed and mentored under such environments.”

The other HR specialist, Lexy Boahene thinks that thinking that everyone hates such phrases is an assumption and it is not always known that employees don't like hearing such jargon if it's not said explicitly, but if that comes up, the person using it should try talking in a different way.

#10 Wear Many Hats

Wear Many Hats
“Wear many hats”
Aka do your job and other people’s jobs as well
51points

#11 We Work Hard But We Play Hard

We Work Hard But We Play Hard
VictorBlimpmuscle said:
“We work hard but we play hard.”
You hear that, and it’s time to nope right the f**k out of there.
all_hornets_must_die responded:
My team at my last job was like this. By work hard they meant working late nights and weekends for months.
By play hard they meant my boss throws a “get together” that gets out of control where him and his daughter are having a fight in the yard and people are throwing up from too much alcohol
51points

#12 Engagement

Engagement
Engagement. If you pay me enough, treat me with respect, and don’t make the job worse than it has to be, I’ll be engaged. All others ways to get employees “engaged” are bs.
49points

We know how employees don’t want to be talked to, but it is possible to be professional and seem smart by using regular human language. Boniwe Duster would like to advise managers, other HR specialists and corporate representatives “to be considerate of others' backgrounds in the work environment, be more inclusive in their engagements and create openness and psychological safety.“

#13 Collaboration

Collaboration
Collaboration. This is the main reason they're pushing return to office. We need to collaborate with our peers! Think of the brainstorming you'll do next to the elevators and water fountain!
In reality we'll be having team meetings at our desks via teams while I do glorified data entry. We don't collaborate at all.
45points

#14 Empowerment Or Transparency

Empowerment Or Transparency
Mingismungis said:
Empowerment or transparency
Companies don't know what these words mean.
shutterspeak answered:
Empowered = you actually have no additional power, you just shoulder more blame when things go wrong.
Transparent = you tell me everything and I'll tell you what I need you to know.
41points

#15 Rightsizing

Rightsizing
"Rightsizing" It means they're going to fire a bunch of people and dump all that extra work on those who remain.
40points

#16 All Of The Agile Lingo

All Of The Agile Lingo
As a programmer, all of the Agile lingo. F**k your scrums, scrum scrums, scrum masters, stand ups, and sprints.
39points

#17 We're Looking For Rockstars

We're Looking For Rockstars
Rockstar
as in "we're looking for rockstars" in a workplace that is as far removed from guitars, moshpits, and headbanging as possible.
34points

#18 In These Unprecedented Times

In These Unprecedented Times
In these unprecedented times
31points

#19 I’ll Give You Back (X) Minutes Of Your Day

I’ll Give You Back (X) Minutes Of Your Day
“I’ll give you back (x) minutes of your day.” after ending a meeting early.
28points

#20 Circling Back

Circling Back
Circling back
27points
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