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41 Hilarious Bumble Screenshots That Accurately Sum Up Dating These Days (New Pics)

41 Hilarious Bumble Screenshots That Accurately Sum Up Dating These Days (New Pics)

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Technology promised to solve our problems, but it seems to make a lot of them worse. Take dating. How cool that we can "meet" and flirt with five, twelve, thirty-seven, even a hundred people on the internet without having to set foot outside, we thought—for maybe an evening or two. But ask anyone who is actively swiping, and they'll tell you it's not that simple. The subreddit r/Bumble is dedicated to one of these apps, and it's full of screenshots its users took of all the bizarre bios and painfully dry conversations they go through on a regular basis. These pictures reveal what online dating really looks like behind the filters.

#1 This Is Probably Why I’m Single

This Is Probably Why I’m Single
81points

#2 She Unmatched Me Right After. Sucks Cause She Was Hot :/

She Unmatched Me Right After. Sucks Cause She Was Hot :/
65points

As funny as they might seem to others, disappointing interactions can take their toll. A survey of 1,000 American dating app users found that 78% of them feel fatigued with the dating app world sometimes, often or always.

Interestingly, women feel more burnt out than men, with 80% reporting at least some level of burnout, compared to 74% of males.

Younger generations are also feeling the burn the most, as Gen Z respondents were the most likely to “always” feel some level of dating app exhaustion.

#3 I Will Have Satisfaction

I Will Have Satisfaction
64points

#4 He Unmatched Me

He Unmatched Me
59points

#5 Dear Men…

Dear Men…
Report
59points

According to the survey's results, one in five (21%) dating app users lie about their age, with men (23%) being slightly more likely to tweak their numbers than women (19%).

Other reported fibs involve income (14%), as well as hobbies and interests (14%). Adding to that dishonesty, 13% admitted to lying about their employment, dating history, and even their current relationship status.

Just 12% overall claim they lie about their height, with 15% of males and 11% of females admitting to the crime and contradicting a common stereotype that it's just the men who falsify this information.

#6 What An Opener LOL

What An Opener LOL
53points

#7 Made Me LOL, He’s Honest

Made Me LOL, He’s Honest
49points

#8 One Of The Funniest Bio LOL

One Of The Funniest Bio LOL
47points

#9 Seducing Guys On Bumble With My Bad Drawings

Seducing Guys On Bumble With My Bad Drawings
45points

When it comes to screen time, Millennials lead the generations, spending 56 minutes per day on dating apps, with the average Baby Boomer clocking in 37 minutes.

We see a lot of examples of what not to do but according to the study, leading with a compliment may be the way to start a conversation, as suggested by 27% of the respondents.

A very similar share, twenty six percent, prefer another route, claiming they tailor their first communication based on another user’s profile.

One in five (19%) said they recycle a rotation of conversation starters used with all sorts of people.

#10 I (24f) Am Open To Dating Older Guys So I Matched With This Guy (48m) And He Sent Me This… At Least He’s Honest??

I (24f) Am Open To Dating Older Guys So I Matched With This Guy (48m) And He Sent Me This… At Least He’s Honest??
43points

#11 I Wish More People Did This In Their Profiles

I Wish More People Did This In Their Profiles
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39points

#12 So Apparently I Attract A Very Specific Subset Of Men

So Apparently I Attract A Very Specific Subset Of Men
The first 3 guys literally came up on my "Must See Profiles" on my Liked You page at the same time, the 4th guy came in a few days later lol
36points

#13 I Blocked And Unmatched So Quick LOL

I Blocked And Unmatched So Quick LOL
35points

And companies are aware of these problems. Match Group, the company with the world’s largest portfolio of dating platforms, including Tinder and Hinge, has announced it is increasing its investment in artificial intelligence.

AI bots are supposed to help users determine which of their photographs will be the most popular, write messages to people, and provide “effective coaching.”

But who’s to say those “struggling” users who may be lacking in social skills, and begin to rely on AI assistants to craft conversations for them, won't have difficulty once they arrive on real-life dates?

#14 His Bio vs. His Message

His Bio vs. His Message
29points

#15 I Believe In Radical Honesty

I Believe In Radical Honesty
28points

#16 How Do I Reply

How Do I Reply
27points

#17 Moved To A New City And Redownloaded Tinder. This Is The First Girl I Matched With

Moved To A New City And Redownloaded Tinder. This Is The First Girl I Matched With
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23points

Dr. Luke Brunning, Associate Professor in Applied Ethics at the University of Leeds, has coordinated an open letter calling for regulatory protections against AI on dating apps.

He believes that trying to solve the social problems caused by technology with even more unregulated technology will make things worse, and that automated profile-enhancing also entrenches a dating app culture where people feel they must constantly outperform others to win.

#18 For My Fellow Single It Nerds

For My Fellow Single It Nerds
22points

#19 Can Someone Explain?

Can Someone Explain?
22points

#20 Guy I Matched With Last Week And Was Planning To Go Out With Soon, Did This

Guy I Matched With Last Week And Was Planning To Go Out With Soon, Did This
21points
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