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30 Of The Most Unhinged Bumble Conversations Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)
RelationshipsMAY 5, 2023

30 Of The Most Unhinged Bumble Conversations Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

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Online dating is wild. You swipe through a catalog of profiles that people (who you probably have never met) purposefully made for themselves to appear funny, smart, creative, confident, kind, positive, ambitious, well-read in the classics (but not so much that it would make them a snob), and, of course, attractive, all for the sole purpose of catching your attention and try to find someone who you could like in real life and would also fall for your 'advertisement.'
If that sounds like an exhaustive and quite chaotic quest with no guarantee for success, well, it is. And the subreddit Bumble is a perfect example of that. There, the users of this popular app share screenshots of everyone and everything they run into and let's just say that they're pretty colorful.

#1 Why Do Men Always Manage To Turn An Innocuous Question Into Something Sexual?

Why Do Men Always Manage To Turn An Innocuous Question Into Something Sexual?
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231points

#2 Bushy Convo

Bushy Convo
216points

#3 Seems Reasonable

Seems Reasonable
208points

#4 I Only Matched So I Could Send This

I Only Matched So I Could Send This
147points

#5 You Know, I Expect So Little And Yet I’m Still Disappointed. I Regret Complimenting Him

You Know, I Expect So Little And Yet I’m Still Disappointed. I Regret Complimenting Him
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140points

#6 Sir, I Believe You Should Put That 6 In Front Of That 2

Sir, I Believe You Should Put That 6 In Front Of That 2
140points

#7 After A Full Day Of Talking And Getting To Know Each Other, I’m Hit With This

After A Full Day Of Talking And Getting To Know Each Other, I’m Hit With This
137points

#8 I Give Up

I Give Up
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136points

#9 He Unmatched Me

He Unmatched Me
135points

#10 Why Are Men?

Why Are Men?
131points

#11 Me Trying To Get To Know Someone And Their Bio Is Like

Me Trying To Get To Know Someone And Their Bio Is Like
128points

#12 Do You Have A Dog?

Do You Have A Dog?
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124points

#13 Oofda; Was I Too Harsh?

Oofda; Was I Too Harsh?
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123points

#14 He Really Just Mansplained Me My Vagina You Can’t Make This Up

He Really Just Mansplained Me My Vagina You Can’t Make This Up
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122points

#15 Sometimes You Just Gotta Say It

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say It
112points

#16 And I’ve Officially Deleted Bumble

And I’ve Officially Deleted Bumble
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105points

#17 I Thought I’ve See It All

I Thought I’ve See It All
96points

#18 1 Hour On Bumble.....i'm Done. I'm Happier Single. I Just Wanted To Know About The Avocado

1 Hour On Bumble.....i'm Done. I'm Happier Single. I Just Wanted To Know About The Avocado
95points

#19 Idk How Should I Take This

Idk How Should I Take This
89points

#20 Am I Sensitive Or Is He Just Lowkey Racist??

Am I Sensitive Or Is He Just Lowkey Racist??
88points
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