The British have a reputation for having a stiff upper lip, being super polite and reserved, but there’s a whole other side of them that never gets enough love. They adore their jokes, puns, and funny one-liners, and they value them so much to the point they’ve become famous for their witty British humor! This is especially true for the English, who have a long comedy tradition of creating puns, jokes, and telling funny anecdotes.
If you have ever lived in Britain, or if you have visited the country, then you must have come across the self-deprecating humor that is so common here. British comedy never lacks a good amount of sarcasm, banter, and puns, and even those topics that could be considered off-limits are subjected to the brutality of British comedians. Self-deprecation is so common that the British will never refrain from some good jokes about themselves. For example, if you decide to joke about how many times they drink tea per day, they will surely find it funny. In fact, there are many jokes about tea drinking here which are very popular among people and considered an integral part of their culture. Since British comedy is pretty unique and sometimes hard to understand if you’re not used to it, we’ve got some of the best jokes about British people that are sure to make you laugh out loud!
#101
Why was the English man so sad about being in college, so far away from his lover?
He couldn't Oxford to see her.
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#102
A pair of English twins loved to play with water while traveling. Their favorite part of summer trips was always Bath time.
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#103
A couple was standing under the famous London clock, when the husband asked his wife, "I wish we could have Ben here when it was being built."
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#104
A group of friends was going around England trying to look for greater theatres in order to recreate their amazing London experience. They were globe-trotting.
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#105

The English Strait was having a rough month, so his friend suggested that he channel his energy into being productive.
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#106
Two friends decided to ride around a park for 10 hours straight. After the crazy experience, one of them mentioned "That was a wild Hyde."
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#107
The English dessert was really grateful that her friend, the Haggis, was by her side all the time. "Thank you so much for pudding up with my mess!" said the dessert.
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#108
The chef made sure he took a tour of all the bakeries in England. He didn't want to leave a single scone unturned.
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#109

The English prince has been having a really hard time coping at school for the last couple of years. He has to appoint a tudor.
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#110
"I want to get the term 'England's Royalty' printed on my hoodie. I think it has a nice ring."
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#111
English warlords didn't have a lot of choices when it came to their enemies. They could only play the hand that they were celt.
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#112
My friend's favorite series is Harry Potter, so she goes to England many times in a year. Fortunately, she is Rowling in money.
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#113
An English journalist went to the train station to catch his scheduled train at 2 pm when someone accidentally mistook him for a luggage handler. "I can't handle your luggage, I'm only a re-porter", he chuckled.
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#114

Many British people tend to make pour decisions after going to the pub.
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#115
What do British people eat in the morning?
Cheerios mate!
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#116
Why was the tourist getting his eyesight fixed before going to Britain?
He wanted to see the London eye.
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#117
What is the reason for British people driving on the left?
Because they have no rights.
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#118

When British women have their periods, what do they call them?
A bloody mess.
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#119
It drives me crazy when British people talk about the big pile of trash in the ocean. They shouldn’t talk like that about their country.
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#120
"Remember when Britain was still part of the EU?
I still remember it like it was yesterday."
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