The British have a reputation for having a stiff upper lip, being super polite and reserved, but there’s a whole other side of them that never gets enough love. They adore their jokes, puns, and funny one-liners, and they value them so much to the point they’ve become famous for their witty British humor! This is especially true for the English, who have a long comedy tradition of creating puns, jokes, and telling funny anecdotes.
If you have ever lived in Britain, or if you have visited the country, then you must have come across the self-deprecating humor that is so common here. British comedy never lacks a good amount of sarcasm, banter, and puns, and even those topics that could be considered off-limits are subjected to the brutality of British comedians. Self-deprecation is so common that the British will never refrain from some good jokes about themselves. For example, if you decide to joke about how many times they drink tea per day, they will surely find it funny. In fact, there are many jokes about tea drinking here which are very popular among people and considered an integral part of their culture. Since British comedy is pretty unique and sometimes hard to understand if you’re not used to it, we’ve got some of the best jokes about British people that are sure to make you laugh out loud!
#21
What’s the difference between Google Chrome and Manchester City?
Chrome has history.
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#22
Where was a bunch of British people attacked by a gang of chickens?
Peckham.
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#23
What is London called when it doesn't have any electricity?
Londoff.
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#24

Why is it that England football players can’t have dogs?
Because they can’t hold on to a lead.
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#25
Brits prefer brooms over vacuum cleaners when it comes to cleaning their floors. But that might be a sweeping generalization.
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#26
What do Brexit and my dog have in common?
They beg to be let out, but just sit at the door when they finally are.
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#28

"I’m so lonely. Even Brexit has been on more dates than me this year."
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#29
What’s a redneck with a British accent called?
An Australian.
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#30
Did you know that Shakespeare once made a performance about puns?
It was a play on words.
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#31
What do you call someone who is only kind of from Britain?
Brit-ish.
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#33

"British people could watch their family be murdered and be like "Hmmm I don't quite fancy that."
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#35
"I have no idea what’s going on with Brexit… Which is something I have in common with Britain’s government."
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#36
With the Brexit vote being compared to the Presidential election, I have only one thing to say Make America Great Britain again!
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#37
Why is England described as being a wet country?
The Queen has reigned over it for decades.
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#38

What do you do after reaching Greenwich?
Find something to occupy you in the mean time.
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#39
Why do Brits end up losing weight easily?
Every time they make a purchase, they lose a couple of pounds.
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#40
My friend, an ice-cream seller, is obsessed with British rock bands. He even went as far as naming his ice cream shop "The Rolling Cones".
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