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50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)
Funny,JokesJAN 17, 2025

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

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It has been estimated that the vocabulary of the English language consists of roughly 1 million words (although some linguists take that number with a grain of salt and say they wouldn't be surprised if it's off the mark by a quarter-million), with the myriad names of chemicals and other scientific entities contributing to the figure.
However, the subreddit 'Brand New Sentence' wants to convince us that we're only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it's hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven't been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.

#1 If Pregnancy Is God's Will, So Is Limp D*ck

If Pregnancy Is God's Will, So Is Limp D*ck
316points

#2 “Would Apocalypse With”

“Would Apocalypse With”
302points

#3 “…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”

“…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”
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267points

#4 David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge

David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge
233points

#5 DIY Deportation

DIY Deportation
232points

#6 The Wise Animals

The Wise Animals
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232points

#7 Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy

Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy
220points

#8 Back In My Day

Back In My Day
220points

#9 So You Don't Lose Any ''Tired''

So You Don't Lose Any ''Tired''
218points

#10 Wear Her Go To Work A*s

Wear Her Go To Work A*s
215points

#11 This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult

This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult
201points

#12 Jesus Of New Jersey

Jesus Of New Jersey
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199points

#13 Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber

Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber
198points

#14 Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging

Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging
193points

#15 Thank Goodness It's An Alpaca

Thank Goodness It's An Alpaca
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185points

#16 Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food

Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food
177points

#17 Well That Was A Great Idea

Well That Was A Great Idea
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170points

#18 Honey Taster Bear

Honey Taster Bear
169points

#19 Excellent Use Of Free Will

Excellent Use Of Free Will
161points

#20 5% Bread Flavored Soda

5% Bread Flavored Soda
156points
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