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50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group
FunnyJUN 4, 2021

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

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People talk so much every day, you'd think we'd run out of things to say. But we're as good with words as the weather is with ruining a perfectly fine day. Just take a look at the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence, for example. From the divorce rate among socks to the crotch fruit we make our employees, its members collect sentences they think have never been written before, and their collection is pretty impressive. Continue scrolling and take a look at some of the subreddit's top posts.

#1 Name That Death Megatron 300

Name That  Death Megatron 300
713points

#2 We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge
711points

As soon as we put originality and language in the same equation, I can't help but think about the infinite monkey theorem. It states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost certainly type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

In fact, we can make it even more extreme: the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times. But the probability that monkeys filling the entire observable universe would type a single complete work, such as Shakespeare's Hamlet, is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time hundreds of thousands of orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low. Technically, however, it is not zero.

#3 Griefcase

Griefcase
705points

#4 I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

I Do Not Vibe With This Soil
689points

#5 Soak It In Olive Oil

Soak It In Olive Oil
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681points

r/BrandNewSentence has a lot of sentences that strike the perfect balance between poetry and logic. In other words, they're vivid and they make sense. They're memorable. Like a good slogan. Or a song chorus that gets stuck in your head. But personally, I think the best brand new sentence came even before the Internet.

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." The story goes that this particular quote is a testament to Ernest Hemingway's extraordinary talent. Allegedly, these six words were a result of a $10 bet among Hemingway and several writers at a lunch spiced with wordplay

#6 He’s My Biological Dog

He’s My Biological Dog
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635points

#7 Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

Brad And His Cloud Of Lies
634points

#8 Marked Slices Of Tree

Marked Slices Of Tree
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People say Hemingway asked each of his colleagues to place a $10 wager, and in return, he would match it. His task was to create this shortest of stories.

The only problem is, Hemingway may have never written it. Or if he did, the story wasn't entirely his invention. Similar "ads" have been recorded years earlier. But no matter who came up with it, I believe this piece of flash fiction would get a lot of upvotes on r/BrandNewSentence.

#9 No No, He's Got A Point

No No, He's Got A Point
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627points

#10 Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?

Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?
620points

#11 Lesbians To The Rescue

Lesbians To The Rescue
616points

#12 We Drove Out The Lubrication

We Drove Out The Lubrication
591points

#13 How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?
584points

#14 Happens To The Best Of Us

Happens To The Best Of Us
567points

#15 Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars

Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars
563points

#16 “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

“I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”
555points

#17 Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe
545points

#18 A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip
536points

#19 Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You
536points

#20 The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now
517points
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