30 Things Guys Should Never, Ever Say To Their Partners, As Shared In This Online Group

In my case "Whatcha thinking about?"

My wife asks me all the time and I've been day dreaming about what it would be like if I owned that McDonalds across the street and then after falling in a vat of radioactive fry grease was able to turn into Ronald at night. I would fight crime but only if it was food related and all of my weapons would be burger condiment themed. Then I'm thinking about aerodynamics of pickles as shurikans and what process I would use to make them sturdy and sharp enough to be lethal.

It's a lot easier to just say "spacing out" then see her cute face raise an eyebrow in concern if I'm working too much again.

Calm down

Which ones of her friends you think are hot. Don’t care what she says fellas, it’s a trap

That long 40 minute non stop story you just told me while I had full eye contact and kept nodding and agreeing with you? Yeah I zoned out about 5 minutes in and was thinking about what show I’m gonna watch later tonight. I just know how to look like I’m listening.

Don’t call her a ketchup packet when she’s on her period

I want my hoodie back

I actually watched this episode without you when you passed out last night

The only thing a good guy said to me that he shouldn’t have is we went out to a nice Valentine’s Day dinner at my favorite Indian restaurant- got all dressed up which was not our usual style as poorish retail workers- were having a wonderful time, and he said “Yeah {his ex} and I came here for Valentine’s Day once.” Totally ruined the moment for me lol. I thought it was so special but he’d been there done that.

14 years ago, I woke up before you on a weekend. I was watching an episode of Batman the Animated Series. You woke up half way through the episode and picked up the remote and changed the channel. You knew I was watching and I never got to see the end of the episode. I'm still salty about it.

That when I think in bed it isn't about her when I'm silent. I'm trying to solve a riddle from a game or question something on a TV show

The guy she tells us not to worry about really worries us.

That you wouldn't date her if she was a worm

Where I buried me treasure.

my last gf blamed her acne on the covid vaccine, i didnt have the heart to say maybe it was the literal pint of ice cream she had almost daily.

How much I actually spend on my hobbies.

Edit: It’s not like I lie, I just never disclose prices.

That you're actually three toddlers in a trenchcoat.

I need space from her sometimes and it’s not because she did something wrong

Edit: I’m not currently in a relationship, this was me to my previous partners. I’ve grown since then and now know better. I appreciate all of the advice though, thank you all!

It wasn’t silent and yes, I can smell it

Yes, that girl that we passed on the beach in that bathing suit was attractive.

We’re concerned about you just up and leaving us