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43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
Relationships,WorkOCT 23, 2025

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life

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If you’re someone who works the classic 9-to-5 grind, chances are you can instantly name at least three things that drive you crazy about your boss. Poor management? Check. Questionable communication skills? Double check. A mysterious “budget issue” that somehow only affects your raise? We’ve all been there.
But what happens when the tables turn and it’s the bosses who get to rant for once? Recently, someone online asked, “Bosses of Reddit, what’s the worst employee you’ve ever had to deal with?” And oh boy, the responses did not disappoint. From workers who mass-spammed the entire office to those who “forgot” to show up for an entire week, these stories are a masterclass in workplace chaos. Keep scrolling to read the most unbelievable employee fails that’ll make you feel a little better about your own coworkers.

#1

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
I'm an electrician. When I was a second year apprentice my foreman came to me with a brand new, wet behind the ears, first year apprentice in tow (in residential it isn't uncommon to have 2nd year apprentices run crews of first year apprentices). He introduced us and told the kid that he would be helping me. As soon as the boss left he looked me right in the eyes and told me "I don't have to do what you say. You're a woman; you don't belong in construction. You don't even know what you're doing."

His other gems were "I'm going to marry my girlfriend. She is the perfect woman- blond, big cheast and dumber than a bag of rocks." When I informed him that this meant he would have dumb kids he replied "Nuh uh. Kids are like, 70 percent their father so they would take after me." I didn't have the heart to inform him that any offspring of his was doomed.

I didn't have the power to terminate or discipline him in any way so I got my revenge in other ways. He was maybe 5'2" after a long stretching session so I always made him do the overhead work. He once told me he didn't *want* to put up the lights in a garage. I told him that part of being an electrician was doing things you didn't want to do. He replied with "Part of being an electrician is having an apprentice to do the things you don't want to do." **YOU** are that apprentice" didn't sit well with him.
125points

#2

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
The guy who told me he didn't think women had a "place" in science. Six months later I was promoted to his supervisor.
117points

#3

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
Back when I was a manager at a Pretzel place we noticed when we had this girl on the register that the drawer would always come up short so we were watching her. We were between paychecks at the time and she had mentioned she was broke. She went on break as we were counting the drawer and we discovered we were $125 short. She came back with new shoes and was talking about how cute they looked and We asked her "How much were your shoes,...about $125?" And I will always remember her shocked genuine look of surprise as she said... "How did you know?!".
111points

We all know that working under a bad boss can be stressful, but it’s not just minor annoyances, the effects are real. A 2023 CIPD report found that poor management contributed to 50% of employees experiencing negative impacts on their mental health.

That’s half of the workforce feeling the strain! Additionally, 39% reported feeling excessive pressure at work, carrying unnecessary burdens. On top of that, 70% of employees with poor managers admitted to low job satisfaction. Workplace stress isn’t just frustrating; it’s a full-on mental load, and these numbers prove it.

#4

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
We once had a guy working for us who tried to swat a wasp with a sledge hammer, the wasp flew on his face so he hit himself in the face with a sledge hammer then tried to sue the company for not telling him swatting wasps with a giant hammer was a dumb thing to do in health and safety talks. He lost the case and the wasp got away.

EDIT I work in a civil engineering company

EDIT2 You do not have to be a civil engineer or have anything close to a degree to work in civil engineering company.
91points

#5

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
I worked as a supervisor for a catering company when I was in college.

We had this guy who might have been the dumbest person I have ever met.

I remember we had to label dishes the cooks sent out to know what went where without uncovering them. I asked him to label a breakfast and he misspelled every word.....even the word 'eggs'.

The worst however is late one night we were cleaning up and I asked him to mop the kitchen before we locked up. I was in the office doing paper work and a horrible acrid smell started filling the kitchen area.

I told everyone to get out and started looking for the source. Turns out this idiot decided to mop the floor with bleach and ammonia. I kicked the bucket into the drain and went outside, coughed for 45 minutes and ended up in the ER.

The owner of the company was so desperate she refused to fire him, so I gave my two weeks.

A few months later I hear the guy t-boned another driver with a catering truck trying to run a red light at an intersection, the resulting lawsuit ended up shutting the business down.
90points

#6

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
Girl comes in as a waitress. Would take food out of the window because she thought it was hers and wouldn't bother to wait for the whole order to be finished to check that it's hers. She would take it out to her table and realize it wasn't hers, chuck it, ask for new stuff because "the cooks messed it up" and mess up another waitress' orders by throwing them away.

Then she asked for change for $100. She receive $100 in change to make change for her one table. Instead of counting it out, she hands the entire $100 back to the woman, who leaves with it all. The girl was $80 short at the end of the night. Normally it would come out of her pay but our boss covered it in the mean time and told her to pay her back.

Weeks go by, still hasn't paid our boss back. My boss gets persistent about it and so the girl goes and talks to her mom about it. "My mom says we all make mistakes and I shouldn't have to pay for my mistakes" was her response. Eventually it resulted in the girl suing our boss for $80 that "our boss scammed out of her".

And then she had a meltdown about working 12 hours a week stating that it was too much for her and why doesn't anyone understand? I'm not gonna lie; I celebrated when she quit.
80points

Now, let’s flip the coin. Managers who treat their teams fairly, provide constructive feedback, and create clear expectations produce a completely different atmosphere.

According to the report, 88% of employees with good managers reported high job satisfaction. Even better, 74% said they would happily go the extra mile, volunteering for tasks beyond their usual responsibilities. Leadership makes all the difference, and when done right, employees feel empowered, motivated, and actually excited to contribute.

#7

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
My dad fired a guy because on top of being an incompetent carpenter, he would not stop looking down the barrel of a nail gun every time it jammed.
80points

#8

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
I'm the afternoon supervisor at a thrift store and we had a new employee who seemed really nice but later it turned out that she was a religious nutcase who was a general nuisance. The last straw was when I put some books on Wicca donated by a friend of mine in the religious section of the books, and they kept on ending up in the garbage and I had to put the books back on the shelf. One day I caught this woman doing this and she said she was saving the store from the devil. I told the manager about this and she fired her.
76points

#9

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
She worked at one of those restaurants that serve strawberry lemonade with the rim of the glass covered in sugar. Her mistake was putting the lemonade in the glass before turning it over to dip the rim in the sugar.

Oh, I should mention she did this twice before figuring it out.
73points

But while identifying a great or terrible boss is relatively straightforward, what about the employees themselves? What truly makes someone a “good” or “bad” employee? To find out, we spoke with Naresh Sharma, founder of OnePoint, a logistics company connecting cities across India through reliable and cost-effective road transport.

With over 30 years of experience, Naresh has seen it all. What sets him apart is his philosophy: people are the heart of the company. Treat them well, guide them effectively, and they’ll thrive. Mismanage them, and even the best processes can fail.

#10

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
I was only a team leader so I didn't do the firing here, but back when I worked at an amusement park a 16 year old was hired to work the cash register in my department. On his FIRST DAY, he stole $20 out of the till in full view of another employee (and cameras) and told her to "just be cool."

She told our manager and the kid was fired on the spot.
68points

#11

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
Had an employee play sick for 2 weeks, sending us daily emails to update us on his condition. At the same time, his band was posting photos on Facebook of their road trip to SXSW.
67points

#12

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
When I was in the Army I had this 20yr old kid working for me that I swear had to be the product of some serious inbreeding. Dumbest guy I've ever met and lazy to boot.

Anyhow, one Monday morning Kyle doesn't show up to work. He's not in the barracks and nobody has seen him since Friday. Tuesday morning he shows up 4 hours late and comes to me **with a note from his mother** saying:

"Dear Sgt Palanawt, please excuse Kyle's absence yesterday as he was ill.
Sincerely Mrs. _______"

Needless to say, Kyle did a LOT of push ups that day.
66points

Naresh dives into the classic issue: tardiness. “Coming in late is something I watch closely,” he explains. “Of course, everyone has emergencies: public transport delays, doctors’ appointments, family matters. But habitual lateness shows a lack of consideration for the team.”

The workplace is a shared space, and constant delays can ripple through projects, meetings, and morale. Everyone deserves flexibility, but there’s a line between occasional mishaps and consistent disruption. Punctuality may seem small, but it’s a cornerstone of respect and accountability on any team.

#13

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
I once had an employee who was seemingly a reformed convict, but ended up later robbing a bank and tried to take the money north into Canada (I'm in Colorado). He took two of our employees with them and they were caught about halfway through Wyoming.

In honesty, it ended up being funny because he signed his real name on the banks Welcome booklet before he proceeded to rob them.
63points

#14

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
I worked at a Pizza joint with this dude who was absolutely clueless. We hired him on as a driver, for two weeks he would constantly get lost, come back to check the map and go drive around for another hour. The last straw was when he hit a parked car in front of a cop and just drove right back to the store.
61points

#15

I used to be a manager at an office supply store. We had an associate who used to act really eccentric.

For starters, he claimed he had "duck feet" and could not actually walk around the entire store for his shift unless we allowed him to do it barefoot. That was a no go, so he demanded extra breaks to relieve his "duck foot."

Other times he would show up when it wasn't even his shift, but he would be wearing full motorcycle gear, including the helmet. He would then proceed to walk around the store with said gear on and attempt to hit on the female associates. When I confronted him about it, he tried to pretend at first that he wasn't an associate there. With more prodding, I got him to finally admit it was him. His response was that he was "in cognito."

Lastly, because we were required to use radio headsets to communicate to each other, we had certain protocol about what could be said on the radio...which he promptly ignored. He had a habit of naming different areas of the store. He called the women's bathroom, "beavers nest."

Yeah, it was really fun firing him.
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60points

Next up: bullying and harassment. Naresh doesn’t mince words. “Absolutely no tolerance,” he says. “Everyone deserves to feel safe and respected at work. Intimidation, insults, or power plays? Not acceptable.” He also stresses gossip, which he sees as a silent productivity enemy. “Teams need to function like a well-oiled machine, not a rumor mill.” Healthy communication is essential, and fostering a respectful environment ensures that everyone can contribute confidently.

#16

I had to fire a pregnant girl a couple days ago. I manage a call center and she loudly called another agent a derogatory word. During her termination she began yelling that I was firing her because I didnt want to give her paid maternity leave (our company doesn't even offer it). When I told her this, she began pointinghe finger down at her groin yelling that I was firing her because she wouldn't let me "get none of this". Serously awkward.
57points

#17

Delivery guy for my store told the young lady who was helping to unload the weeks load that 'women should not be working in deliveries. You're too weak and have no common sense.'

Such comments seem almost tongue in cheek.

Apparently not.

The delivery guy called the parent distributor claiming he should get double pay for having to work with 'a girl' whilst unloading. He also called our store and stated he would simply refuse to deliver again if the assistance he would receive was female.

The man is in his late 30's. The store manager who he partitioned and the distributor director were both females.
57points

#18

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
I had an employee who came in late 15 minutes every day, so I changed his schedule to 15 minutes later, and he still came in late. I wrote him up twice for being late, and told him I would fire him for being late again.

He does not show up for work for 3 days, nor call in. When he does finally come in, he tells me he was in jail for a domestic problem. I terminated him and he sues the company for wrongful termination.

We go to a labor board hearing and the judge asks if he was convicted of the crime. He says he didn't do it. She repeats the question 5 times, to the same reply.

I was eventually cleared, but only after dealing with this idiot for several months.
56points

Blaming others for mistakes is another red flag. Naresh explains, “Owning your mistakes is crucial. Shifting blame doesn’t solve anything, it only creates tension. I will forgive genuine errors if employees are honest and proactive in fixing them.” Accountability builds trust, and trust is the glue holding teams together. Employees who step up and take responsibility, even in difficult situations, set a positive tone for everyone around them. Mistakes happen, but how you handle them shows your true professionalism.

#19

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
Had a guy on our crew who would deliberatly soil himself to go home early. After the third time in as many weeks I fired him. And yes he did have to ride in the back of the truck.
55points

#20

43 Times People Were Just Too Dumb For A Job, Or Even For Life
This wasn't an employee, it was a business partner. We had started a consumer credit counseling business together. He had experience managing one as an employee. I had just gotten out of another successful business. Part of that was that I had a few large lines of credit with several electronics retailers/wholesalers. So I took $50k out to purchase all the equipment we needed to get 20 work stations, a server system and the software we needed, the phone lines and a lot of other stuff.

So we were going at it and things were going really well. I was away for a long weekend. I check my phone and have a bunch of messages on it. It's before lunch so I figure I'll head in, find out what the problem is. I walk onto the floor and the doors are wide open. I walk in and there is nothing. Absolutely nothing. All that was left were the desks and cubies and the cat5 wire I had installed. All the phone equipment, the computers, the chairs, even the floor mats for the chairs. Hell, my desk was gone.

The security cams for the building showed him a few skeezey friends of his loading everything into a Ryder truck. I never heard from him again. It set me back for a long time, but it worked out. That's the worst employee I have ever had.
55points
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