Hark and listen to the sky! Join our boat o' fun with these 'ere charmin' boating jokes!
Whether ye be a sailor, a gentleman o' fortune, or a lord o' unknown breeding, these 'ere jokes will tickle yer jolly bone an' see ye through a storm o' laughter. Totally unscathed an' safe, yet with jolly tears in yer eyes!
Okay, pardon us for this piratesque intermission - somehow it's always the gentleman o' fortune that pops into our heads when thinking about anything at least remotely related to the seven seas. Say, something like these sailing jokes here!
That's right, it's our collection of jolly good jokes about boats, and even if the sea for you is sandy beaches and vacations, there will be at least one of these hilarious jokes that you'll feel deeply touched by. Meaning, of course, it will bring a gale of laughter! And might make you want to get a pet parrot while you're at it.
Anyway, boat jokes are definitely not just for pirates, fishermen, and fancy people - they're for everyone! And, if you feel these sail jokes will do you some good, too, then scroll on down below to check them out. Once you are done, give the best jokes your vote, and share this article with your friends!
#1
Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumour is they’re working on a self-driving boat as well. They’re going to call it the iAye.
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#2
Do you need a boat of biblical proportions built?
Because I Noah guy. I hear he's a fantastic Arkitect.
Because I Noah guy. I hear he's a fantastic Arkitect.
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#3
What was the name of the pirate that did not fear the tides?
Johnny Depth.
Johnny Depth.
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#4
What is the most crowded and caring boat called?
A friend-ship.
A friend-ship.
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#5
How was the boat turned into a party boat?
Through pier pressure.
Through pier pressure.
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#6
What was the name of the boat filled with football players?
Sportsman-ship.
Sportsman-ship.
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#7
What is the name of the fastest sailboat in the world?
Usain Boat.
Usain Boat.
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#8
Which music band is not allowed to perform on a navy boat?
Maroon 5.
Maroon 5.
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#9
Which movie do sailors like to watch the most?
The Codfather.
The Codfather.
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#10
What do you call a person specialized in boat chemistry?
Salter White.
Salter White.
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#11
Why was 'Pirates of the Caribbean' not allowed to play on the cruise?
Because of censor-ship!
Because of censor-ship!
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#12
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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#13
Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes but nothing to light them with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
They throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
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#14
My boss said he races boats.
So I said, “Wow, you must be a fast swimmer!”
So I said, “Wow, you must be a fast swimmer!”
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#15
The New York Times just contracted me to row a boat for a upcoming story.
I'm the Times's new Row-man.
I'm the Times's new Row-man.
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#16
I got a boat for my wife.
Best trade I've ever made.
Best trade I've ever made.
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#17
If the internet had a boat, where would they park it?
In Google Docs.
In Google Docs.
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#18
Where do the sick boats go for checkups?
To the doc.
To the doc.
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#19
Why could not the sailors play the game of cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
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#20
What kind of detergent do sailors use the most?
Tide.
Tide.
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