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"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated

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Generally, our societies condemn cheaters. But we still usually give them the opportunity to explain themselves, which can impact how harshly they are judged. Take responsibility, show that you understand the effect your actions had on others, and you might be forgiven faster. However, some excuses raise more questions than they answer. So, we searched the internet far and wide, and compiled a list of the most ridiculous arguments people used to justify their infidelity. Were any of these legit? Perhaps, who knows? But they sounded weird nonetheless.

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#21

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
"Her friend is a witch they put a love spell on me"
34points

#22

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
My ex said he was messaging the hook up ads on Craigslist because he wanted to see if they were robots. Lmao
34points

#23

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
mine told me it didn't count because he couldn't finish because he was thinking of me the whole time
33points

#24

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
"You were crying and that made me upset so I wanted to feel better"
33points

#25

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
"You were on your period"
32points

#26

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
“I was upset and needed someone and you weren’t there” I WAS AT A FAMILY MEMEBERS FUNERAL!
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31points

#27

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
“If you think about it I did it for us, that way I don’t get bored of you and we can stay together for many years”
30points

#28

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
"Bro, I was gonna break up with you a few days ago and I forgot"
29points

#29

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
"you did everything for me... I think you're my soul mate. but you were more like a maid and cook"
29points

#30

"You treated me too good and it made me feel bad about myself"
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28points

#31

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
He said he wanted to cheat on me before I cheated on him… I’ve still to this day never cheated on anyone before
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28points

#32

"If You Saw Her You Would Understand": 50 Hilarious And Unhinged Reasons Someone Cheated
"I have split personality. That was my other personality Derek"
27points

#33

"I forgot you said she was off limits" we were in an open relationship and my only full stop was my sister and bestfriend.
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27points

#34

"You were too good for me so I cheated to feel better."
26points

#35

"I have rib cancer and I only have 2-3 years left to live" He told his ex 6 months ago yesr before that. it's been 5 years and unfortunately he's still alive and well and has 6+ kids with 5+ women
25points

#36

“You changed” after I almost died having his kid
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24points

#37

Mine was “you were just too sad because so and so died” IT HAD BEEN 6 HOURS SINCE THEY DIED I DIDNT even tell him at that point
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24points

#38

Because the produce went bad in the fridge (that wasn’t cooling)
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24points

#39

i didnt want to reject her....her feelings would get hurt....
23points

#40

My ex said “I was deployed, I thought it was okay” like no????
23points
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