Generally, our societies condemn cheaters. But we still usually give them the opportunity to explain themselves, which can impact how harshly they are judged. Take responsibility, show that you understand the effect your actions had on others, and you might be forgiven faster. However, some excuses raise more questions than they answer. So, we searched the internet far and wide, and compiled a list of the most ridiculous arguments people used to justify their infidelity. Were any of these legit? Perhaps, who knows? But they sounded weird nonetheless.
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#22

My ex said he was messaging the hook up ads on Craigslist because he wanted to see if they were robots. Lmao
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34points
#23

mine told me it didn't count because he couldn't finish because he was thinking of me the whole time
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33points
#24

"You were crying and that made me upset so I wanted to feel better"
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33points
#26

“I was upset and needed someone and you weren’t there” I WAS AT A FAMILY MEMEBERS FUNERAL!
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31points
#27

“If you think about it I did it for us, that way I don’t get bored of you and we can stay together for many years”
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30points
#28

"Bro, I was gonna break up with you a few days ago and I forgot"
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29points
#29

"you did everything for me... I think you're my soul mate. but you were more like a maid and cook"
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29points
#31

He said he wanted to cheat on me before I cheated on him… I’ve still to this day never cheated on anyone before
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28points
#32

"I have split personality. That was my other personality Derek"
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27points
#33
"I forgot you said she was off limits" we were in an open relationship and my only full stop was my sister and bestfriend.
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27points
#35
"I have rib cancer and I only have 2-3 years left to live" He told his ex 6 months ago yesr before that. it's been 5 years and unfortunately he's still alive and well and has 6+ kids with 5+ women
25points
#37
Mine was “you were just too sad because so and so died” IT HAD BEEN 6 HOURS SINCE THEY DIED I DIDNT even tell him at that point
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24points



