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30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company

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For those who do not see the least bit of entertainment in the procedure called ‘structural inspection,’ we may prove to you it can be as intense as watching a world cup finale. Especially if we’re talking about the findings made by California-based Alpha Structural, Inc.
These guys have seen it all—from rotting decks to crumbling foundations, falling walls, and very ingenious “we have it at home”-type of solutions. But that’s the job of these experts who are used to running into structural disasters where instead of cement holding it all together, you get pure luck.
So buckle up and scroll down for Alpha Structural’s most recent discoveries that will make you sigh, gasp, and even emit one or two swear words. And after you’re done, be sure to check out our earlier articles about Alpha Structural, Inc. here, here, here, and here.

#1

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
This is one of the craziest things that we've seen during our inspections. This owner had undermined almost the entirety of his home by digging underneath the slab and excavating around the piles. There had been a minor mudslide and they decided it would be a good idea to create more space underneath... The grade of soil used to be up to the concrete slab above. Believe it or not, the property had not yet been red-tagged.
168points

#2

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
Somebody was preparing for the zombie apocalypse or something!
140points

#3

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
Here is one of our Senior Structural Assessors, Kyle, inspecting a failed retaining wall. You can see the tie-backs used to hold the retaining wall upright didn't work out too well.
137points

#4

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
Pottery can be a very useful tool.
134points

#5

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
If you don't know what termite damage looks like, here is a great example. If you notice this around your house, I would call a termite guy right away.
128points

#6

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
This was a crazy bridge structure we saw across from a home we inspected. Many of the supporting posts are bending as the soil erodes and the structure above begins to move.
121points

#7

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
Please watch your step!
120points

#8

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
Do not jump on this deck if you enjoy living. Don’t even walk for that matter.
117points

#9

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
The column was barely hanging together with just a small portion of the top and bottom staying connected.
112points

#10

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
This is a cripple wall that is bowing outward, causing movement in the units above. This is dangerous and could end in a collapse if not handled properly.
107points

#11

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
This was a home we inspected with two sets of rotted stairs and plenty of interior cracking.
103points

#12

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your piers down!
97points

#13

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
This was a gnarly river rock foundation that was falling apart. Some say this is a rock-solid foundation, but those people must be stoned.
95points

#14

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
Here we have some damage dealt to a garden wall by a local FedEx driver.
At least it exposed the wall as being fragile and hollow. We'll be proposing a new wall here that will be properly done with concrete and steel reinforcement. It does hold back a sizable slope, after all.
93points

#15

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
This deck system has some bad rot and we are almost ready to start the repairs! There are some beautiful views of DTLA from this home as well. Luckily it had just rained so most of the smog was cleared.
91points

#16

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
The termites stood no chance.
88points

#17

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
This pier missed the mark and is now floating. To be fair, the expansive soil caused a ton of movement and the pier began to sink a long time ago.
78points

#18

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
I think this is the original.
77points

#19

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
The concrete porch area has some major cracking and is slowing pulling away from the house.
75points

#20

30 Engineering ‘Nightmares' And ‘Miracles' Discovered During Structural Inspections By This Company
This failing retaining wall was bowing quite a bit and it didn't help that it was connected to a section of the basement wall. This needs some attention asap!
68points
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