“No One To This Day Believes Me”: 30 Bizarre Things People Swear To Seeing

So I play discgolf. Much like ball golf, getting a hole in one is incredibly difficult

I played a practice round alone where I proceeded to throw three different discs back to back on the same hole and aced each throw consecutively

It will never happen again and no one saw it.

Was working register one evening at a s****y little grocery store when this little lady walked in, asked for a pack of kools, and as she's reaching for her money, 3 of her teeth just fell out and on to the counter.

I remember the noise they made when they hit the counter to this day. She didn't give a damn, just grabbed them, got her change back, and walked off.

Nobody ever believes me when I tell this story, I was in such shock that I barely believe it myself. She didn't give a s**t!

...human, or at least I thought it was, walking normally down the street. Stops in front of ~3 meters wall, looks left and right, and then from place (without any speed) jumps over it like it is a 50cm fence... Ofcourse I never said to anyone what I have seen because I am really not a fan of little white rooms...

My ex, who stole tens of thousands of dollars from me, secretly believed she was a witch. Like a "I can make things happen" sort of witch. I began to figure it out and called her out. She vehemently denied it.

Then I caught her on IG paying a "witch doctor" from Haiti to cast a love spell on me (with my money). The dude sent her a damn video of some voodoo BS (candles and c**p on a beat-up table in some hovel) to "prove" he had done it.

She eventually left after a lot of drama and I found her stupid little witchcraft garbage hidden all over the house: rocks and random things in various pockets of my clothing; string hidden in the pocket of my favorite jeans; little candles hidden away; feathers jammed into things; stuff places over doorways and windows; two dead frozen rabbits buried in the freezer (I had naively assumed she got rid of them); two dead ducklings hidden in a closet.

She had problems.

I once saw a woman walk by with a ferret on a leash, somehow no one believes me.

When I was about 9 years old I was selling those stupid world famous chocolate bars to raise money for a field trip in school. Me and a classmate decided to team up and hit a specific neighborhood together. We were knocking on some old man's door, we could very clearly see him laying in his recliner chair watching TV with his eyes open, just completely ignoring us. We pounded on the door for a good 3 minutes, and this man didn't even flinch. We even yelled through his window that we could see him and called him an a*****e. Later that evening, the friend I was with called me and told me to turn on the local news. Someone had come to check on their elderly father and found him deceased in his reclining chair in his living room. The news station showed the house, and it was definitely the front door we had been knocking on..

I once saw a panther in an area of the country where they should not be. I mean.... Panthers don't observe state lines. They don't have maps.

Not me personally, but I arrived soon enough to see the aftermath. My dad was walking to work, about 5 in the morning, and a piece of glass about the size of a shop window fell out of the sky and smashed right next to him, showering him in broken glass. He wasn't injured, luckily, but extremely shook up. We never worked out where the hell it came from.

I used to work in security at a local casino. One day the supervisor calls me to coat check and when I get there he has this look on his face. "We have a bird."

I look up at the rafters in coat check and he says, "No... back here."

We go behind the counter and some woman who came into the casino coat checked a live pigeon in a bag. And the coat check attendant not only accepted it... but also agreed to feed it.

I embalmed my ex.

While bowling, I didn't release the ball when I was supposed to. The arc continued over my head like a softball pitch.

The ball landed perfectly in the lane's ball return.

Wow that sounded made up even to me.....

Saw a guy at a full moon party in thailand f*****g a tree.

I caught a state record fish about 10 years back. I was with a group of 3 other people. We all had calibrated scales and weighed the fish on all 3 and it beat the record by 3 oz.

They weren't ready to leave yet (to go to the official scale) so I set it on the beach and we did some last casts and cleanup. Anyways, a bear ended up taking the fish (as evidenced bear tracks where the fish was and the fish being gone) while we were just around the bend for bout 10 minutes.

Nobody besides those people that were with me believes me that I could be in the state record book but lost the fish after I caught it.

TLDR: I caught a state record fish and then lost it.

I worked with a guy who hand wrote a note to himself in which he misspelled his own name.

I’m an anesthesiologist and actually had a malignant hyperthermia case.

I had genital surgery in a hostel dorm in Vietnam.

I was in year 2 (so like 7 years old) and asked my teacher to go to the toilet. All was well. I walk along into one of the stools and look into the toilet to see a pure white log of s**t. As soon as I see it the stench brutally attacks my nostrils as my eyes tear up and I back out of the stall coughing uncontrollably from the smell. I left without doing my business and no one to this day believes me.

It was not toilet paper wrapped around a poo, it was more like someone spray painted a piece of c**p, it was one solid log.

I kicked a guy out of a bar, he ran into the middle of a super busy street, turned towards our staff, and slapped both his hands as hard as he could on the asphalt five or six times like Donkey Kong.

His palms must have looked like ground beef the next morning.

Talked to the cops on an 1/8 shrooms and convinced them everything was OK even though we were having a bad trip. Also, I'm a 6'3 black man. The only reason anyone believes me is that there were 3 witnesses (my friends whos futures I saved).

Our local mall is falling apart. People have just started walking dogs in there and no one gives a c**p. I made a joke about it to my wife and said, "what's next, people taking their cats to the mall?" And sure enough, there was some teenager with her cat on a leash walking right by us. I swear that really happened.

EDIT: My wife reminded me, I almost forgot. When we went back with the kids, my toddler stepped in dog p**s. They weren't even cleaning the floors anymore!