When you think of jokes to make you laugh, it’s usually silly little one-liner jokes that make you chuckle. It’s not often that biology jokes come into the horizon. Yet here we are with a huge collection of jokes about biology to make a rather grave subject a bit more laid back.
These jokes will work great to have a laugh yourself, or if you’re a teacher of the subject, you can’t go wrong with a couple of biology puns to lighten the mood in the classroom. Because there’s nothing better than having a funny teacher who’s got jokes. It just sets the mood right, and students get a whole lot more motivated. Or, if you’re a student, you can put your smart pants on and crack a few of these clever jokes to the teacher!
And now, get ready to dive into the wonderful sea of biological science jokes! Be it for a personal laughing session or the need for puns for teachers to use in a classroom, this list should provide you with everything you’re seeking.
#1
Ants never get sick. They have little anty bodies.
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#2
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
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#3
I wish I was adenine…
Then I could get paired with U.
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#4
Where did the viruses go?
They flu away.
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#5
What do you call an organic compound with an attitude?
A-mean-o acid.
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#6
Y’all want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
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#7
Biology is the only science where multiplication is the same thing as division.
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#8
I was reading a book on helium…
I couldn’t put it down.
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#9
Two blood cells met and fell in love. Sadly, it was all in vein.
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#10
What does a biologist tell you when you have to give blood?
B positive!
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#11
What do you call a cab that provides drug therapy?
Chemotaxis.
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#12
What’s the tiniest virus in the world?
Smallpox.
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#13
What do other plants do when one of their plant friends is sad?
Photosympathize.
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#14
My biology teacher decided to create vocal cords with stem cells. The results really speak for themselves.
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#15
Why was the amoeba sad?
His parents just split.
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#16
A couple of biologists had twins…
They named one Jessica and the other Control.
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#17
What did the endoplasmic reticulum say to the Golgi?
“I like your body,” it said.
Golgi replied, “It’s complex.”
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#18
One flower looks at the other and says, “You hungry?”
The second flower responded, “I could use a light snack.”
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#19
Why was the girl worried about biology class?
She has a Nervous System.
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#20
You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.
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