Nobody's Perfect But These 48 Human Body Flaws Are Just Stupid

Ectopic Pregnancy


Ovaries are ovulatin and doing their things. Eggs and what not. An egg decides enough is enough, and with the help of a hormone surge, wants out of that s**t. Bigger and better things.

So the egg literally punches out, and is supposed to go straight into the Fallopian tubes, get fertilized while inside the tubes, and then plant in the uterus.

You would THINK that the entrance of the Fallopian tubes would connect right to the ovary?
Nah

The opening of the Fallopian tube has these little hairs (fimbriae) that are like wacky inflatable tube men in front of sketchy used car lots, and kind of guide the egg into the Fallopian tube. Sometimes, the eggs don’t feel like it going, and they venture off. And if fertilized, it’s considered an ectopic pregnancy. It can plant anywhere in the abdominal cavity at that point. Most of the time, it will die because it has to plant in a well vascularized region to be viable. Sometimes, it finds a good, bloody spot, and starts growing there. At that point it’s essentially a tumor, and of it can eat enough into a blood vessel, in can rupture and bleed like s**t.



You would think that millions of years of evolution would create a Fallopian tube that opens up right to the ovary, but that’s not the case.

Physician here.

1) testes only work when they are located outside the body at the junction of two limbs that converge, funneling many stray objects towards them.

2) the low back. OMG. Don’t get me started.

3) clotting is so complex it’s no wonder it messes up so often.

4) Sinuses. Like...why? And why do the holes leading into them need to be so small?

5) The immune system is really bad at stopping things it needs to stop and it’s really good at damaging the body.

6) we evolved on this planet, so why is the light of the sun too bright for us to tolerate?

7) Our bodies like to store fat...in our arteries?

8) Sometimes, the baby’s head wont fit through the pelvis.

8a) even by mammal standards, our newborns are remarkably ill-equipped. A newborn dog can crawl. A newborn horse can walk. We take a year to walk and almost two decades until we can fend for ourselves.

I’ll think of more.

Pretty much any autoimmune disease. The body can literally k**l itself trying to protect itself.

How close the food pipe and wind pipe are.

The pain and complications associated with giving birth. Giraffes can birth a whole tiny giraffe hooves and all and go about their day, yet women are still enduring massive amounts of pain (and/or death) during childbirth. It seems evolutionarily unproductive.

Allergies, or said another way, your immune system flipping the f**k out because you bumped into a peanut, dust mite, shrimp, cat, etc...

The absolute randomness in its strengths vs vulnerabilities.

A person can jump from a plane, have their parachute not open & survive the impact.


Or you can slip in the shower, break your f*****g neck, and die on the spot.

Teeth cannot repair themselves (I think?). If a bone can heal back together why the hell can't a tooth fill in a micro hole.

In a natural state, teeth are pretty dam important.

That we can bite the insides of our own cheeks. I'm sure plently of you know the pain of accidentally biting down on your cheek.

Periods. Most other animals who have a menstruation cycle, or something like it, reabsorb the uterine lining rather than shedding it out and causing woman to suffer from painful bleeding out of their vaginas for 5-6 days once a month.

Edit: I think that if we have to shed it, it should be a voluntary sphincter (like controlling when you pee). So woman don’t have to spend so much money on pads & tampons, don’t have to worry about bleeding through, can stress free wear a bikini, etc.

Cancer. Routine processes meant to repair the body create mistakes that in turn create tumors.

There are many. But, notably to me is how easily damaged the Knee joints and the Spine are. They next to impossible completely repair. Once damage they are never really right again.

If I wipe the wrong direction I could get an infection that could spread to my kidneys and k**l me.

That thing our brains do where we walk into a room only to instantly forget why we went in there in the first place.

Your brain replaying embarrassing moments over and over until you die.

You can kinda just die at any moment from a brain aneurysm, even if you're perfectly healthy.

Unable to regenerate body parts. You lose an arm or a leg, you can't grow a new one. We can grow hair and nails forever, but not body parts.

We've evolved for millions of years with the sun always being there. Yet we get burnt and skin cancer from too much exposure. Dark skinned people are slightly better designed than the fair skinned ones.

The amount of time it takes for us to grow and mature to a level where we are able to contribute and not be 100% dependent on our parents/family unit.

Or the fact we have a useless organ that randomly ruptures and will k**l you if you don't seek treatment for it.

Getting tired and needing to sleep. I could have done so much s**t if I hadn't had to sleep.

Though really, I probably would have just still not done anything.