Holy scriptures should be taken very seriously, as well as any faith in general. Yet, living by the Holy Word does not mean one isn’t allowed to have some good old-fashioned clean fun! And this is our cue to bring you our list of the best Bible jokes any faithful one will find funny, if not a bit silly or maybe at times even cheesy. But that’s for the better!
These Christian jokes/memes are filled with funny puns that every kid will find hilarious and every dad will find worthy of memorizing. From fishy oceans to ancient Egypt, no stone is left unturned in resurrecting this form of innocent entertainment. But you will figure this out by yourself if you check our list! So, believe in the fun these Church jokes give; they will make your days brighter. Also, these Bible dad jokes multiply the giggles, so be careful reading them at work!
Well then, are you truly ready to find out who put the Ha- in Hallelujah? Prepared to accept the fun into your day? If so, scroll down below and check out our funny Bible jokes! Besides, there are also some pretty cool Bible jokes for kids here, which might give you an hour of respite if you’re taking care of a flock of little ones.
These Christian jokes/memes are filled with funny puns that every kid will find hilarious and every dad will find worthy of memorizing. From fishy oceans to ancient Egypt, no stone is left unturned in resurrecting this form of innocent entertainment. But you will figure this out by yourself if you check our list! So, believe in the fun these Church jokes give; they will make your days brighter. Also, these Bible dad jokes multiply the giggles, so be careful reading them at work!
Well then, are you truly ready to find out who put the Ha- in Hallelujah? Prepared to accept the fun into your day? If so, scroll down below and check out our funny Bible jokes! Besides, there are also some pretty cool Bible jokes for kids here, which might give you an hour of respite if you’re taking care of a flock of little ones.
Once you’ve reached the end of this list, be sure to vote for the best jokes so they find their way to the top of this roster. Also, it would be very Christian of you to share this article with your friends, don’t you think?
#81 Chemistry Meets Church Humor
How do you know that atoms are Catholic?
They have Mass.
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#82 That Pun Just Walked In Short
Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).
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#83 Pecking Order Problems
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
Because they were using "fowl" language.
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#84 Surf’s Up, Apostle Style
Who was the 1st surfer in the Bible?
Paul. In Acts, he "came ashore on a board"!
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#85 Solo but still wise
Which king in the Bible preferred to do everything alone?
King Solomon.
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#86 Holy carpool vibes
How did the 12 disciples travel?
By driving a Honda. The Bible says they were all in one Accord.
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#87 This Just Made Sunday School Way Cooler
Which nursery song would Jesus have heard the most?
“Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
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#88 Ezekiel Made Me Say What?
Which book of the major prophets is the easiest to understand?
EZekiel.
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#89 Row Your Faith Boat
What types of boats do believers want to go on?
Discipleship and worship.
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#90 When hair drama gets too real
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
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#91 Not Your Average Donation Drama
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
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#92 Living Proof That Age Is Just a Number
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
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#93 Friendship Goals with a Bend
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
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#94 Locksmith Skills: Zaccheus Edition
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
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#95 I see what you did there
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Floodlights.
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#96 When the backstory won’t quit
The Bible, 5/10.
Too much Worldbuilding.
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#97 Plot twists older than your favorite shows
The Bible has so many fantastic stories.
It's unbelievable!
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#98 Wordplay that drives you nuts
How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?
Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).
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#99 Sibling rivalry, but make it biblical
To what extent did Cain abhor his sibling?
For whatever length of time that he was Abel.
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#100 Flexin’ in ancient style
Which Bible character was super-fit?
Absalom.
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