Holy scriptures should be taken very seriously, as well as any faith in general. Yet, living by the Holy Word does not mean one isn’t allowed to have some good old-fashioned clean fun! And this is our cue to bring you our list of the best Bible jokes any faithful one will find funny, if not a bit silly or maybe at times even cheesy. But that’s for the better!
These Christian jokes/memes are filled with funny puns that every kid will find hilarious and every dad will find worthy of memorizing. From fishy oceans to ancient Egypt, no stone is left unturned in resurrecting this form of innocent entertainment. But you will figure this out by yourself if you check our list! So, believe in the fun these Church jokes give; they will make your days brighter. Also, these Bible dad jokes multiply the giggles, so be careful reading them at work!
Well then, are you truly ready to find out who put the Ha- in Hallelujah? Prepared to accept the fun into your day? If so, scroll down below and check out our funny Bible jokes! Besides, there are also some pretty cool Bible jokes for kids here, which might give you an hour of respite if you’re taking care of a flock of little ones.
These Christian jokes/memes are filled with funny puns that every kid will find hilarious and every dad will find worthy of memorizing. From fishy oceans to ancient Egypt, no stone is left unturned in resurrecting this form of innocent entertainment. But you will figure this out by yourself if you check our list! So, believe in the fun these Church jokes give; they will make your days brighter. Also, these Bible dad jokes multiply the giggles, so be careful reading them at work!
Well then, are you truly ready to find out who put the Ha- in Hallelujah? Prepared to accept the fun into your day? If so, scroll down below and check out our funny Bible jokes! Besides, there are also some pretty cool Bible jokes for kids here, which might give you an hour of respite if you’re taking care of a flock of little ones.
Once you’ve reached the end of this list, be sure to vote for the best jokes so they find their way to the top of this roster. Also, it would be very Christian of you to share this article with your friends, don’t you think?
#21 Brotherly hate expired on schedule
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
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#22 Noah Way, That’s Funny
If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.
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#23 Divine Aspect Ratio Energy
“And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best.”
Sony 16:9.
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#24 Fractional faith vibes
"Guys pray for my friend. He told me he only believed 12.5% of the bible...
He said he's an eighth theist."
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#25 Final Exam Energy Activated
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.
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#26 Plot twist morality check
The thief that stole my diary and my Bible died today.
My thoughts and prayers are with his family.
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#27 Biblical highs and lows
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years.
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#28 Angel puns that actually fly
How do angels greet each other?
Halo, halo, halo.
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#29 Garden of puns, anyone?
What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear?
“Take it or leaf it.”
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#30 Ancient Wi-Fi Goals
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
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#31 He Found a Job… Sort Of
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
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#32 Ah, bird puns never get old
Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?
Because it was a bird of pray.
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#33 Holy pun, that one’s a classic
Why are there no Hondas in the bible?
Because Jesus never spoke of his own Accord.
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#34 Preaching to the pulp
How do pastors like their orange juice?
With pulpit.
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#35 Faith in furniture, apparently
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support.
I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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#36 This One’s Too Quack-Up
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers.
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#37 River Jordan’s flexing wealth game
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around the River Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
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#38 Bible editions be like, “Wait, who said that?”
I’m reading a book that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out, there is a lot of cross referencing.
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#39 Twitter’s Own Gospel Truth
Trump’s Twitter is like the Christian Bible.
Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views.
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#40 Ignoring stuff like it\'s a superpower
Problems are like Bible salesmen...
If you pretend that they are not there, sooner or later they disappear.
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