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114 Bible Jokes That'll Lift Your Spirits
Funny,JokesMAY 30, 2022

114 Bible Jokes That'll Lift Your Spirits

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Holy scriptures should be taken very seriously, as well as any faith in general. Yet, living by the Holy Word does not mean one isn’t allowed to have some good old-fashioned clean fun! And this is our cue to bring you our list of the best Bible jokes any faithful one will find funny, if not a bit silly or maybe at times even cheesy. But that’s for the better!

These Christian jokes/memes are filled with funny puns that every kid will find hilarious and every dad will find worthy of memorizing. From fishy oceans to ancient Egypt, no stone is left unturned in resurrecting this form of innocent entertainment. But you will figure this out by yourself if you check our list! So, believe in the fun these Church jokes give; they will make your days brighter. Also, these Bible dad jokes multiply the giggles, so be careful reading them at work!

Well then, are you truly ready to find out who put the Ha- in Hallelujah? Prepared to accept the fun into your day? If so, scroll down below and check out our funny Bible jokes! Besides, there are also some pretty cool Bible jokes for kids here, which might give you an hour of respite if you’re taking care of a flock of little ones. 

Once you’ve reached the end of this list, be sure to vote for the best jokes so they find their way to the top of this roster. Also, it would be very Christian of you to share this article with your friends, don’t you think?

#1 Brewing with Biblical Flair

Brewing with Biblical Flair
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
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#2 Divine prescriptions, coming right up

When is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
When God gave Moses two tablets.
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#3 Timing is everything, apparently

At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
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What Does the Bible Say About Jokes?

Such a question is no laughing matter for sure! While the Bible doesn't specifically address the topic of funny Christian jokes in a direct manner, there definitely are verses on the use of language and communication in general. So, while it might be workings of interpretation, based on them, we can safely assume that these clean Bible jokes are a-okay. 

Here are the verses we’d like to ground our observations on: 

Proverbs 15:23

“A person finds joy in giving an apt reply— and how good is a timely word!”

This verse emphasizes the power of words when they are used wisely and skillfully. That could also include humor in appropriate situations. 

Proverbs 17:22

“A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones."

Again, this verse doesn’t speak directly about clean bible jokes, but it does emphasize the effects of joy. Thus, it suggests that humor and laughter are good for one’s health!

Ephesians 5:4

"Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk, or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving."

Now, this is a quote directly on coarse jokes, warning us not to use humor that’s inappropriate and always pick the Jesus jokes that are light-hearted and well-intended.

Generally, the Bible encourages believers to use language and words wisely and respectfully and with good intentions only. And, as with everything in life, context is crucial for these Bible jokes to become truly funny!

#4 Exorcising H2O Like a Pro

Exorcising H2O Like a Pro
How do you make Holy Water?
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
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#5 Rocking Giants to Sleep Like a Pro

Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
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#6 Fruit over feelings, every time

Fruit over feelings, every time
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
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#7 Punny Wisdom Drop

Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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#8 Classic dad joke energy

Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
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#9 Ham and history, straight from the ark

When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?
When Noah took ham into the ark.
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#10 Divine Comedy, Literally

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
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#11 Top Gear Meets Heavenly Humor

Top Gear Meets Heavenly Humor
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
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#12 Divine nose knowledge, apparently

What does God call his nose?
God knows.
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#13 Plot twist: He wanted it messy first

Why did God create man before woman?
Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
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#14 Genesis, but make it math

Genesis, but make it math
When is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible?
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
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#15 Sweat and Psalms, same energy

I went running with my Bible...
Now my Psalms are sweaty.
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#16 Master of Mood Swings

Master of Mood Swings
What’s a miracle that can be done by a complainer?
Turning anything into whine.
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#17 Ancient dad jokes hit different

Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
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#18 Guess Mom Took the Snack War Too Far

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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#19 Fishing for puns, caught a good one

How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
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#20 Genesis League: Old Testament Baseball Drama

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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